Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Dirty dancing" sucks!

¶ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ¶

that is, until Barry rolled up.

A little thing called...

I'm cold. Let's forget this.

I'm really doing it!

of the epic love story "Dirty Dancing."

One thing -- my daughter, Erica, must never know

and channeled Beverly Goldberg.

There's nothing wrong with two bros bonding over dance.

I'm pretty sure that's not true.

she even bought a copy for the low price of $89.99.

It's just too dirty for a child to handle.

I'm not gonna sensually gyrate with you.

You promised you wouldn't judge me,

I don't like to move my body.

who dances into the hearts of a small town.

That means I can still swayze you.

Come on! It's like "footloose"!

No. When will this "dirty dancing" oppression end?!

This is a photo of your first dance,

Aah! My soft-belly meat!

Just really get into the rhythm

[ Click, music stops ]

Seriously, Erica, I pity you.

Tap my finger? Who am I, Gregory Hines?

Tell me where she is,

You completely betrayed me.

¶ Kick Off The Sunday Shoes ¶

The whole school heard every crazy word you said.

Erica, I'm begging you.

I'll look stupid.

not to mention it's wildly inappropriate.

The human body is literally programed to love Loggins.

¶ I've Been Waiting For so long ¶

¶ Now I Gotta Cut Loose ¶

Why is this different?

Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

Dancing in front of all those people with their judgy eyes --

that if I gave in to your daughter's dance demands,

I-i can't do it.

Thankfully for every kid in that gym,

He is a bouncer!