Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'll look stupid.
I'm sorry?
and channeled Beverly Goldberg.
¶ Kick Off The Sunday Shoes ¶
The human body is literally programed to love Loggins.
¶ Now I Gotta Cut Loose ¶
"footloose"!
Sorry, ladies.
-What? -No!
I-i can't do it.
I'm pretty sure that's not true.
The whole school heard every crazy word you said.
Tell me where she is,
Just really get into the rhythm
she even bought a copy for the low price of $89.99.
Seriously, Erica, I pity you.
¶ Ni-i-ght ¶
Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
You promised you wouldn't judge me,
Aah! My soft-belly meat!
One thing -- my daughter, Erica, must never know
¶ I've Been Waiting For so long ¶
Of course.
that if I gave in to your daughter's dance demands,
I don't like to move my body.
Why is this different?
of the epic love story "Dirty Dancing."
No. When will this "dirty dancing" oppression end?!
This is a photo of your first dance,
Dancing in front of all those people with their judgy eyes --
[ Click, music stops ]
Tap my finger? Who am I, Gregory Hines?
not to mention it's wildly inappropriate.
It's just too dirty for a child to handle.
Come on! It's like "footloose"!
"Dirty dancing" sucks!
That means I can still swayze you.
Thankfully for every kid in that gym,
Good luck.
A little thing called...
Erica, I'm begging you.
I'm not gonna sensually gyrate with you.
that is, until Barry rolled up.
He is a bouncer!
I'm really doing it!
who dances into the hearts of a small town.
I'm cold. Let's forget this.
17 times.
You completely betrayed me.
¶ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ¶
There's nothing wrong with two bros bonding over dance.