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clearly, I have a type.

I'm so happy you got a job.

Please leave a message at the beep.

Speaking of not listening to me,

Yeah, that's my wife.

Yeah. I-I think we probably should.

Well, what's wrong with drugs is they go straight to your head.

Ugh! I can't believe you, Roger.

Oh, it's great.

Oh, was it? Was it a fun dance?

You know what? I'll take either one.

Yeah. Our -- our doors are -- are really close together.

That's your wife? That's who you're married to?

I was the only chauffeur who got laid last night.

I know this is crazy, but it just feels so right.

No girl forgets the 88th time she has sex.

my wife and I haven't been intimate for a long time.

Rosalyn...Rosalyn...

Let's just say the treatments are...extremely experimental.

That's the mantra of our next speaker,

There's not a doubt in my mind --

Arbuckle T. Boone is not a good life coach.

- Mary killed Andrew! - Whoo!

because there's something I need to tell you.

But we are hiring. And we only hire the best.

she's out of town for her experimental treatments.

I got you the job. Now I'm getting you the man.

Your mom is a total slut.

Listen up, everybody.

We were in love, she and I.

I refuse to feel bad about this.