Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Now I remember! Noah Cruz was born in 2015! He's 11 years old today! But that means if he was writing all of these yarns in 2023, he was 8 YEARS OLD!!! A child that age shouldn't have internet access, gosh darn it to heck! Where's my rifle?
You know I'm always with you.
we could not risk a direct confrontation.
[cries]
[whimpering]
before Avizandum was King of the Dragons,
[intense music playing]
Who are you?
A new kind of jelly tart!
The spell needs the sun's first light.
[footsteps thudding]
[gasps]