Anything You Can Do - Desperate Housewives [S01E07]

- Mrs. Solis! - John, please.

There will be winners...

the grass was always grener on the other side of the fence.

Susan. What brings you here?

Would you like a slurp from my hose?

I told Mike I expect him to have you home by 11:00.

Danielle, would you prefer to live with your father?

You know how whenever I pitch Hennessey always tears my ideas down?

If I quit he'll just hire somebody else.

by shoving a freshman's head into a locker.

When exactly would this take place?

You wouldn't have any of your kids' ADD medication you could spare,

whose own lawn paled in comparison.

I'm taking you out tonight. There's this cowboy bar you need to see.

Can I use your bathroom?

That sounds almost plausible.

Why did I let you talk me into coming here?

What a small, small world.

Come Girl Scout cookie time, don't bring around little Tina

Three or four pills. I'm hitting the wall.

Why would you suggest that?

You're not gonna beat a girl like that by knocking off early.

- Just take some antacid. - It's not those kind of cramps.

- Previously on Desperate Housewives... - What is it you hired me to do?

- Kendra's just an old friend. - Old friend.