Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And you should eat. This could be a long night and you're so teeny.
Well, it was this or the Vespas.
Ugh. No. Uh, bit off my feed, I'm afraid.
Did the unspeakable happen to your slender, hairless, adolescent body?
Yes, of course.
Then why don't we leave them both here until they come to.
...for an undercover mission protecting the pope from assassination.
It's not my fault Italy's so gay.
Hmm? Seriously, eat. You're like a slow loris.
first thing i did was watch every episode of dieter and enrique
--Is that we saved the pope's life.
How did I get all the way downtown?
For which we are grateful.
Fine. I'll buy a damn indulgence. Oh, wait.
Heh. What, they don't have black nuns?
Is there some amount you can shoot up to get right for the mission...
Nothing.
Well, sorry, I don't have your language nerd skills.
Jazz hands.
Shut up. And with all due respect, Your Holiness, it's the Swiss Guard.
...you just might learn something from her. Ha!
Yeah. That's why I said Oliver Crom--