Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No!
I don't know... I, uh...
- Hi. You're Craig's wife? - Yeah. Hi.
The enigmatic John Malkovich,
- My God! This is amazing. - Lotte!
Schwartz would just jam us down into Malkovich's subconscious.
No, I won't be late, Lotte. I just have to, you know,
It is... It is sort of like puppeteering.
Why not?
From now on, I'm no longer an actor. I'm a puppeteer.
Thank you.
then I'm Craig Schwartz again. No career, no money.
Wet his pants so all could see!
- Really? - Yep.
Craig, you're not a monster. No.
But I don't understand. There's not...
all I think about is wanting to be him.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Oh! My God. Please, please, don't hurt her.
Hey, shut up!
Did you call me Lotte?
It's a portal, and it takes you inside John Malkovich.
That's perfect!
Everybody gets...
I like that.
Together?
Oh! Why did you have to hurt me like that?
Malkovich Physical Development.
I don't know!
I do.
I'm Maxine.
Little Johnny Malk-o-pee! Little Johnny Malk-o-pee!
Unfortunately, the story's bullshit.
I think, I feel, I suffer.
We're Malkovich.
- Pardon? - Schwartz.
- Shut up! - Sorry!
Dinner.
This the bedroom?
- Shut up! I'm sorry. - I'm sorry, honey.
You see, she's got her doctorate
Get out of my head!
Yes. Yes, I was... Jesus.
I don't really understand.
and once atop the stairs you'll want to enter the, uh...
to help him endure and prevail.
Yes, I am.
it means a lot to me to see retards
You see, Maxine, it isn't just playing with dolls.
Okay. Great.
I'm a great admirer of yours.
It's better than your wildest dreams.
Just, uh...
Do you want to back order?
But, at least they remain vital.
Charlie, someone was talking through my mouth.
Who was that?
It's no good being Malkovich without you.
What?
Oh, Lotte.
Their union was a joyous one,
That's true.
You suggest what?
this floor has been adopted by businesses which,
Being inside did something to me.
- Yes, sir. - Sure, we can do that.
Dr. Lester, while I'm flattered you would share your feelings with me,
I think that, uh, a lot of us will move into puppetry.
Johnny boy, what are you talking about?
Hey, say, uh, ain't you that actor guy?
thinking differently, moving differently,
Get that? That was a joke.