Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, no, no. What are you doing? What are you doing?

Case closed. End of story.

Ah, this illustrates how I will move into my next vessel, Malkovich,

Hey. Malcatraz. Uh, how are you?

But what... That doesn't have anything to do with it.

Here you are, my dear.

I wasn't sure I was going to come...

You can be John Malkovich.

Are you? All right. Let's see about that.

I-I-I like that about it.

Much better, thank you.

I Have a cousin who is a retard

every minute, day and night...

Nubile. Blonde.

I'm surprised. That's pretty impressive.

To tell one's name the livelong day

When I looked into his eyes last night, I could feel you peering out.

I mean, it was like somebody was just moving all the way through me,

Come on! Break it up! Break it up! Cut it out!

Isn't that cute? I just taught him that today.

- Okay. - I mean him.

That portal is mine,

Yeah, but I didn't do anything about it, out of respect for our marriage.

This is my fiancee, Maxine.

Because this...

the experience of... of... of being you, actually.

I'm serious! I'm serious.

And then you'll love me again!

- of mysterious anticipation. - I feel the approach of happiness.

Oblique but intriguing. Phone it in.

But some say Maxine has changed since becoming pregnant,

From there, it was a simple hop, skip and a jump

- Can you swim yet? - What time is it?

In Malkovich, Maxine had found the love of her life.

of ingesting minerals through a colloidal form which I couldn't agree more with.

feeling differently.

I'm not a child, but rather an adult lady of miniature proportions.

Um, okay, how about this?

It's the middle of the day. How am I going to get her past Lester?

I'll tell you about it when I get home, okay? All right?

I will see you in court!

We have Maxine.

Something was making me talk.

Manna From heaven

You were just explaining the nutritional value

Maybe it was this Lotte woman talking

Of course send him right in. Don't ever keep him waiting again, you understand?

But, Dr. Lester...

you've been so kind to me and trusting.

for one reason or another, have been forced to cut corners.

I came upon a room that seemed to be some sort of John Malkovich museum.

We can put you inside someone else's body for 15 minutes.

Would you like to be inside my skin,

I am really attracted to you. Christ, you are a fag.

Ah, to be a young man again, eh, Schwartz?

Craig. I need to go to the bathroom and take a shower.

It might be dangerous to toy with?

I have seen a world that no man should see!

- Malkovich. - Malkovich. Right, right. Okay.

He's a technical genius.

But seriously, that'll all be covered in orientation.

Don't crowd me, Craig.

Yes! Yes, I was stoned.

We pass the savings on to you.

It proves I love you!

But wherever I have been,

Maybe you could alphabetize me.

I have to go back at 8:00 exactly, tonight.

Are you gonna throw up? Are you gonna vomit?

Get outta my head Flaviu

and as a young man was one of the founding members