Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Bell Dings, Alarm Continues] Seven and a half.

I have been everywhere. Everywhere.

So that's the story of seven and a half.

Well, Dr. Lester,

Fate has tossed me hither and thither.

Why cannot there be a place for me to work that's safe and comfortable?

Lotte, this is so good!

It's ours. I got pregnant when you were in Malkovich.

She's sorry she couldn't make it today. She had to go to the store.

Sort of like it's like he's a vagina.

It's confusing, you know? This is a very confusing situation.

Well, you have the Maxine action figure to play with!

We can see you're a kind and decent woman

Since the rents are considerably lower,

that simulates, for our clientele, well, the...

You know, Craig, once this was a relationship built on love.

- and I can control Craig... - But, Maxine,

will be synonymous with puppets.

Perhaps it's the idea of becoming someone else for a little while.

What are you gonna do today?

It's my head, Schwartz! It's my head!

where ye and your accursed kind can live in peace.

Come on, Craig.

Would you like to order anything else?

you have to come have a drink with me tonight.

Listen, can you get me John Malkovich's home phone?

All of us. Celeste, Floris, you, me. Gary Sinise maybe.

A couple of minutes. I'm early.

Oh, yes, Dr. Lester. Absolutely.

came to this town and decided to erect an office building.

Larry? Uh, I want to get right to the point.

Shut up, okay? Just shut up.

I've been thinking about us, you know? And, uh...

So, honey, have you thought any more about us having a baby?

and I would hate to expose you to that.

So, as you might imagine,

Meet her there! Meet her there! Meet her there!

Did you know that Eskimos have not one,

Welcome to the seven and a half floor of the Mertin Flemmer Building.

What if I... What if I fall tonight and break my hip?

Listen, Charlie, I know this is going to sound crazy,

No, not really.

You mean, with Malkovich?

- I am sad and fat... - $200?

I'm so glad you decided to come.

How was your evening?

You have a wife. I'd like to meet her.

Nankovic, nankovic?

Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich?

I'm gonna go right back into Malkovich

God, Lotte, what have I become?

Hey, Malkovich, think fast!

Sorry, honey. Sorry, honey.

- You know? - Okay.

Everyone, this is Lotte.

Gimmicky bastard.

How could that be? Is it still in Malkovich's head?

Yeah. Yeah. What's the file number?

Maxine will have nothing to do...

In Maxine, Malkovich had found his mentor

Mmm, tonight, after you close?

and your lovely bride walks.

I am bad. I am bad.

And this is what people who have fallen in love look like.

- Hey, pass the Cheetos. - You need more puffs?

Oh, I'm sorry. We're out of stock in periwinkle.

Lotte called me. She escaped your evil clutches.

for lack of a better word. I mean, it raises

He's like this insane old lech,

which are so far removed from the true depths of love.

before Malkovich is nothing more than another puppet hanging next to my work table.

Including me in your bed

Even during the celebration of Mass,

- Maybe tomorrow. - No! I gotta go back now!

Yawn. Figure it out.

Hello. Hello, young lady. We're...

is gonna be the answer to your problems.

Yeah. So, I'll talk to you later, okay?

but this insanity is now over.

Thank you, Maxine.

Malkovich, Malkovich.

Most of my teaching It's in my head!

Come on. Morning, sweetheart.

Hospital_type hospital_type? Hospital_type, hospital_type Hospital_type hospital_type!

I...I'm sorry. I have no idea what you're saying to me right now.

Well, I'm a puppeteer.

- I've gotta get out of here. - Oh, doll face!

You know, I think it's just so tough right now, economically and all...