Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's playing with people.
And I'll have, uh, a light beer or something.
Oh, my darling, it's so much more!
Yeah, yada, yada, yada. Were you stoned?
unable to control anything,
No, I want more.
malkovich malkovich
I am not Dr. Lester.
Schwartz.
Can you call him and invite yourself over?
Well, then, put these in order.
but I was just really, really scared.
Lock up for me, okay?
No. No, I...I wanna go.
well, who gives a shit about them, anyway?
Malkovich, Malkovich
I just loved you in that jewel thief movie.
Maxine?
Yes, I said... I, uh...I am leaving.
- You sure? Okay. - Yeah.
because you guys are partners and I thought that might be a really nice gesture.
Tell her what the hell, close early, live dangerously.
It's, uh... It's Topo Gigio.
Good. We'll sell tickets.
John Malkovich's rise to stardom was fast and furious.
portrayed on the silver screen so compassionately.
I apologize if you can't understand a word I'm saying.
Flattery will get you everywhere my dear
and that I could live forever by leaping from vessel to vessel.
Yeah, there's the truth, and there are lies
But if the feeling is still there,
a very, very confused man.
It's just a matter of practice
Puppets, Maxine. It's the idea of being inside someone else's skin
The last thing you'll ever see, Maxine.
Tommy, can I take 15?
- Yes! - What is that?
Oh, my God!
forever doomed to watch the world through someone else's eyes.
- Malkovich. - Malkovich.
with total lust and devotion through the same pair of eyes?
Yeah, after a fashion.
Maxine! Yes, of course, Maxine. He's a celebrity.
See, men can feel unfulfilled, too, Lotte.
No, listen, Maxine. It hasn't been me in Malkovich the last time.
So much snow.
Raised in Evanston, Illinois, Malkovich had a lifelong interest in theater arts
We're old. We're going to die if we don't get into him by midni...
- How hot is this babe? - You know what?
And for the color, periwinkle?
Lots of things. That jewel thief movie, for example.
Low overhead, my boy!
Hi, Dr. Lester. It's Lotte Schwartz,
Just let me make a couple calls.
he has a penis and a vagina.
between the seventh and the eighth in me own building
It's just that I really, you know,
Maax...ine... M-M-M-Maxine?
Oh, Craigy. Craigy, that's brilliant.
Oh, you know what? The puppeteer told me he loved me today.
What's the matter with you? Stop it!
So I thought perhaps maybe you would
perhaps the workplace is not the most suitable environment for this type of discussion.
And I am not banging her, if that's what you're implying.
lewd visions of these pleasures
And I believe that.
The thing is, Lestercorp's open during the day,
Anya, I see it coming.
after the first time you stuck your dick in Maxine, Lotte.
Sure. Yeah. It's...it's very rewarding.
Hey! Hey!
It's a job thing, really.
- Yes, sir. - Genghis Khan Capone. Fine.
And there's just something I think you should know about the Malkovich vessel.
Oh, Craig!
I know. I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Will you do me a favor? Will you take a look at Elijah today?
maybe something else until this puppet thing turns around.
You didn't do anything about it, Craig,
Well, you gave up that claim
You're welcome.
- holding a gun to my head. He made me call you. - Oh, my God!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!
I'm not John Malkovich.
Sounds like my kind of gal. Let me know when you're done with her, yeah?
to Broadway accolades and Hollywood stardom.
Lotte.
Ever want to be someone else? Now you can. Visit J.M. Inc.
- John's here to see you. - Should I send him in?
You should really be at work.
No, no, I'm pretty sure it was you. The, uh... 'Cause, uh...
God, I was. I was, wasn't I?
is this Malkovich fellow appealing?
Well... You... Actually...
Yeah. But enough about me.
You're so beautiful. The way you're looking at me...
Look away. Look away.
- The iguana. - Right.