Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

See, I got lonely in Lester by myself,

Well, uh, trapped, held prisoner, if you like, in the host's brain,

we've decided to offer you a place in John Malkovich with us,

if I could just get maybe three extra hand towels...

I must say, I was intrigued by your voice.

Inc. Mertin. M-E-R-T-I-N. Flemmer.

and the man who reinvented how we view puppeteering.

Craig! Craig, I gotta go back! No!

Maybe you'd feel better if you got a job.

- I know it's very... - Lotte?

And the crowds have been absolutely sensational

Aye. What want ye, girl child?

You're evil, Maxine.

Maxine, I am gonna kill you!

Fuck off, Craig!

I'll cook my lasagna,

I'm going to be working a lot of late nights with this partner

I don't wanna be your goddamn link, damn ya.

I've gotta head down to ABT now.

I figured out how to hang on as long as I want.

Live dangerously. Close early.

Right now, on the way to Lester's.

I think she'd like that.

You don't know lucky you are, being a monkey.

his muse, his inspiration.

I was John Malkovich.

I'm sure you're not going crazy.

Oh, my sweet Maxine.

I am bad. I am bad. I am bad.

Maxine. Maxine.

The passionate ones, the ones who go after what they want,

No, Lotte! God, no, we can't really kill her!

Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate.

Listen, I really don't find this amusing.

What happens when a man goes through his own portal?

Malkovich. Malkovich.

I was thinking about what you were saying

Maxine, honey, it's on!

But I'll be in in a little while.

He's had me locked in the cage with my chimp,

take such a hold upon my unhappy soul

Well, to quote the Bard, He's got the world on a string.

Flattery will get you everywhere, my boy.

It's in my head, schwartz! it's in my head!

- Maxine? - What?

Okay. Thank you.

Do you have any idea what it's like to have two people look at you

and, uh, art always tells the truth, even when it's lying.

You know, am I me? Is Malkovich Malkovich?

Do a puppet show for me, Craig, honey.

Actually, my name is Craig Schwartz, Dr. Lester.

I have an interview with Dr. Lester.

Lotte, are you all right?

Shoot. But it's business hours.

and I didn't know how else to be with you.

you wanted me to work.

I swear, sometimes it's not worth it. I piss orange.

What are you doing here?

- Malkovich, Malkovich - Malkovich!

- The chimp, honey. - Yeah, okay.

we were spared God's severity.

Sorry about the cunt at reception.

Chicken soup? Chicken soup?

is a terrible curse.