Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Johnny, baby, Johnny.

Only as John, sweetie.

No, man, I'm sorry to...

Isn't that odd?

Holy shit, yes!

No, I don't suppose you would.

Get outta my head Flaviu

J.M. Inc. Be all that someone else can be.

Here, Elijah. Here you go.

It's such an honor.

compliments of the house.

Hey, thanks for a wonderful dinner.

Moving story, huh?

So, how was it? What was he doing?

I'll tell you what. Meet me after work today at Jerry's Juiceteria on Lex

think what I think, feel what I feel?

This is absurd! Besides, Feldman is an allergist.

He's very well respected. Anyway, the point is

It's really good!

Really? Well, I'm really sorry I did that, Maxine,

Wow. You really are great in that movie where you play that retard.

Move right hand across left breast now.

Sounds great! Who the fuck is John Malkovich?

Oh, it's very kind of you to lie.

Seven and a half, right?

Well, Maxine, I'm not sure exactly.

But nothing could prepare the public for what was to come next.

Maxine! I did it, Maxine!

And all I ask in return is the opportunity to do my work.

Dr. Lester, would you mind pointing me in the direction of the restroom?

Lookin' great, Flo.

And he was with her!

Ooh, what magic those fingers could work on the right cabinet, mmm.

and the male-pattern baldness,

So, my dear, what is it that brings you to my doorway

Working in the workshop.

one of the world's greatest entertainers

Oh, Maxine. Oh...

How did you get this number?

poof. you're a pretty good painter.

I mean, literally, I feel like I'm going crazy, Charlie.

I'll take you through it. [Alarm Ringing]

- Darling! - What the fuck is going on?

fifth door on my left. Watch the step down. It's sunken.

what is this strange power that Malkovich exudes?

No. I think I'm going to go to bed.

We're late for Lester.

so don't make any sudden moves!

I think I'm sweating.

And don't forget,

and pay his dues all over again as a fledgling puppeteer.

I'll tell you that as a friend.

It's very bad for the skin.

but what would you think if I told you

Yeah. I'm just about to close up.

Hello, ladies and gentlemen, I'm John Malkovich.

Well, just one.

Welcome to Lestercorp. How may we meet your filing needs?

Tonight we look at the man above the strings

I can't believe you're in this shithole, man.

Maybe she's using you to channel some dead, lesbian lover.

Meet her there. Meet her there. Meet her there.

I am, but only when you're in Malkovich.

Well, boy, I'm, uh...

Don't forget about me!

If I can't have you, no one will.

Why do you do this to yourself, honey?

I like you. I don't know what it is about you. I just...

Hi. Do you know that I don't even know your name or where you work?

I'm looking grateful?