Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We have to meet.

I'm sorry to have called you like that,

Oh, thank you very much.

I'd be absorbed.

standing here before the fire in my oversized man's robe.

Yes, sweetheart, yes.

Have you done Malkovich yet?

I want my body to inspire lust in that beautiful, complex woman.

I don't find you attractive, hmm? And, Lotte,

I know you're not a monster, honey.

so at least there'll be one place on God's green earth

- Yes? - Lester, please don't do it.

Oh, great to see you, Maxine.

Captain Mertin?

I love you so much.

- It's him. - It's John Malkovich.

If you can get your mind out of the gutter long enough, dog boy.

Shit, he said what I said!

Mirkovic Mirkovic

Malkovich had to start from scratch

I am sick, anxious, poor as a beggar.

What, her nipples?

She's a new friend of mine.

That portal's been boarded up forever. I bet Lester's not even aware of it.

He called our bluff.

Holy shit, he said what I said!

But nobody wants to die.

I know, I can't think of anything more pathetic.

No? Who am I thinkin' of?

He's not feeling very good again.

Gotta go back to work. Okay, bye.

but the truth is that I'm in love with someone else.

We talked about this a million times.

Where is it? Did it disappear?

Well! My nipples are at attention, General Malkovich, sir.

Oh! Be still, my heart.

And it just slew me.

It was 90 years ago that I discovered a strange portal.

...that I think maybe we should just wait and see if this job thing pays off.

but I gotta get back home to my wife.

Malkovich, Malkovich.

You look like a...

that sent shock waves through the entertainment community.

Shall we to the boudoir?

Where are you starting out?

- Teresa, get me chicken soup. - Okay.

Shut up! Shut up!

You were stoned.

I'm going to talk to Dr. Feldman about sexual reassignment surgery.

You guys know this is John Malkovich?

Great. That sounds good.

Malkovich Malkovich

That was no simulation!

From these inauspicious beginnings...

Sorry about the cunt at reception.

Uh... Okay. Okay.

Pardon me. How old are you, sir?

If you're going to do something, do it right.

Like that, little girl?

- Now I'll know. - Really?

I don't think he's feeling very well.

Why do you always yell at me like this?

I WILL SEE YOU IN COURT!

Just get down from the...

- How's Celeste? - She's good, yeah.

I'll take you through it.

Let her go, Craig.

Nobody told me. That just came out.