Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(WHISPERING) Hey, that looks good.

Listen to me close, 'cause I'm only going to say this once.

$110k and one penny

I'll Do your taxes

It just says "minda" yeah, that's all-inclusive

We're totally alone.

Miss you kiddo. Miss you so much.

$34 and 1 penny

to Mr. Bruce Springsteen. Front...

She practically told me so.

because this is something that I've dreamt of.

It is not known how many office robberies occur every second,

I don't care. I'm free tonight. Okay.

You good? I'm good. How you doing?

(MUSIC STOPS) And welcome to Crime Aid.

It just says Creed. Yeah, that's all inclusive.

And you slap like a girl.

Let's hear an opening bid, everybody. Who's first? Kevin doing your taxes.

You know I know. You know they know.

That was really fun last night. Yeah, it was nice.

(SOBBING) No, it's lettuce.

(VOLUME INCREASES)

"Crime reduces innocence, makes everyone angry, I declare."

Now how do I get her back

$300 and one penny! $300 and one penny!

ROY: Halpert? DARRYL: What's up, Roy?

Kevin: I'll do your taxes

Hey! Thank you, Michael.

To recoup their losses, I am planning a little charity auction,

Probably get soup, or something light.