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PAAAAAMOLAAAAAAAA PAAAAAMOLAAAAAAAA
You know what? I'm actually going to bid on this.
You're just being selfish.
You set a date?
HOLLY: Michael scored the big-ticket item. Springsteen tickets.
from your ears if you don't win it.
Well, I just think we all deserve to be with someone who wants to be with us.
have graciously donated to "go out for a beer with them right now."
not worth it
I know she loves me, Phyllis. I am sure of it.
(MUSIC STOPS) Okay, this is the moment that you've all been waiting for.
Five dollars. Sold to Jim.
and, my personal favorite, Short People.
Oh, dear. MICHAEL: Who else? Who else?
Thanks. Thanks, everybody.
Tell her she needs to make a choice. You or Andy.
one was Tracy Chapmars Fast Car,
You're welcome.
Five hundred and one penny.
No. You know what? No, because I'm not that guy,
How's everyone doing?
I am right in assuming that Dwight is short for D-Money?
The mall could be fun. Yeah!
My door is always open if anyone wants to talk.
We were robbed last night.
Well, this next item is sure to spring steam
No more. No more. Tonight's so...
Another round, boys?
She thought I was McNabb.
(SINGING) Consider yourself at home
It could be any number of people. It could be a pedestrian.
DARRYL: Mike gave me a list of his top 10 Springsteen songs.
I thought about selling a kidney,
So much for sex without consequences.
Why is he marrying Princess Peach?
All right! All right, all right, all right! Here we go, here we go.
What did Phyllis do wrong? I'll tell you what Phyllis did wrong.
do you need us for any of this?
$350 and one penny! $350 and one penny!
We could auction off things that we do for each other,
Why is she marrying Andy?
(ALL CLAPPING) Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. David Wallace!
Why is he marrying Princess Peach?
It's sort of... Kind of a gray area in terms of whether I had them.
♪♫ Pamulaaaa!!! ♫♪