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Why is he marrying Princess Peach?
I know she loves me, Phyllis. I am sure of it.
Another round, boys?
(SINGING) Consider yourself at home
So much for sex without consequences.
do you need us for any of this?
have graciously donated to "go out for a beer with them right now."
My door is always open if anyone wants to talk.
and, my personal favorite, Short People.
I thought about selling a kidney,
It's sort of... Kind of a gray area in terms of whether I had them.
(MUSIC STOPS) Okay, this is the moment that you've all been waiting for.
♪♫ Pamulaaaa!!! ♫♪
Well, this next item is sure to spring steam
Why is she marrying Andy?
You know what? I'm actually going to bid on this.
from your ears if you don't win it.
We were robbed last night.
What did Phyllis do wrong? I'll tell you what Phyllis did wrong.
You set a date?
not worth it
Tell her she needs to make a choice. You or Andy.
You're welcome.
She thought I was McNabb.
You're just being selfish.
We could auction off things that we do for each other,
No more. No more. Tonight's so...
Well, I just think we all deserve to be with someone who wants to be with us.
Why is he marrying Princess Peach?
How's everyone doing?
All right! All right, all right, all right! Here we go, here we go.
Five hundred and one penny.
PAAAAAMOLAAAAAAAA PAAAAAMOLAAAAAAAA
It could be any number of people. It could be a pedestrian.
one was Tracy Chapmars Fast Car,
DARRYL: Mike gave me a list of his top 10 Springsteen songs.
The mall could be fun. Yeah!
(ALL CLAPPING) Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. David Wallace!
$350 and one penny! $350 and one penny!
Thanks. Thanks, everybody.
I am right in assuming that Dwight is short for D-Money?
HOLLY: Michael scored the big-ticket item. Springsteen tickets.
Five dollars. Sold to Jim.
No. You know what? No, because I'm not that guy,
Oh, dear. MICHAEL: Who else? Who else?