Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but Michael offered to get me a part-time job at corporate.

Do you need us for any of this?

and accidentally called my work phone at three in the morning.

Pasteurized milk, sheets, monotheism.

Well, well, have we been blessed today?

$300M...And One Penny!

It did when Bob said I had to stop talking to my sister on the phone so much.

Move on, Michael. Okay.

Okay, so with no further ado, lights, camera, auction!

Probably get soup, or something light.

What the hell is that? It's the only gavel I could find.

(INHALING SHARPLY)

So have a nice day. Thank you. You, too.

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

Love you kiddo ... LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

I'm going to start the bidding

You're safe with me I'm a very good screamer.

and standing strong in the form of song,

DARRYL: Where you been?

(PEOPLE LAUGHING) Okay, I do not sound like that.

Tonight. I'm free tonight.

because there is no Wikipedia entry for office robbery statistics.

So much for sex without consequences

Bear with me. There's a point there.

Presents on your birthday, preventative medicine.

I said I was only going to say it once.

You want to talk about it?

$400. Who wants it for four? Four, four... Hitter, hitter...

Oh, my God. What happened?

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

Relax, man. I'm not going to hit you. Oh, I wouldn't...

And one day we’re gonna move