Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I can't do it. Help me, Jerry, help me.

Uh, yes, I'd like to speak with Marisa Tomei, please.

I was crossing the street. I was almost hit by a car.

Well, that's weird.

I mean, I'm sure I'll learn to like her, Jerry.

Shouldn't there be some kind of reward for that?

Hey, same initials. How do you like that?

She’s uh…gone.

What's the difference?

You just read it and mail it right back.

But that's not "hello."

Well, we've discussed this. Here's the feeling.

And then where does it go?

It's something It's hope

What's happening?

how come there's no "lupper," or no "linner"?

Now, how are you gonna drive

How did it happen?

[WHIMPERS] I think I may have made a big mistake.

Well, for one thing, the glue isn't very adhesive.

I wanna speak with the manager.

Everything she thinks, you think.

Because it's a stupid idea.

It's George Costanza.

so we call you an uber...