Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It says Johnson.

The greatest story ever told.

It started out as a simple request for toilet paper,

What's wrong with that guy?

I wouldn't say no to anything at this point.

What is it, Hartson?

So what do you think?

because it sorta puts me in a tricky position

- Heh heh - Heh heh heh.

Drinking my own urine.

Where is she? Damn it, Beavis,

We are you, from what your primitive planet

Well, that concludes your training.

Heh, heh, yeah, heh.

Well, the current owner bought the property to flip.

♪ I see it's true ♪

Are you here to destroy me?

Because Daddy's connections got you into college

has two meanings for that word, yes.

and I've never said this

you wouldn't believe. Something bigger, yeah.

You want those two to go up in space

You know what, we don't have time for this.

We're all on the same team.

I found a coupon in the car for Taco Bell.

Would you like me to help you set up your home?

You could have saved the universe and maybe learned

He did the most dangerous thing you can do in this place.

My reaction to Coconut Fred's Fruit Salad Island:

Yeah, and fire, heh, yeah, fire, heh.

- Heh-heh-heh. - Hm-hm-hm-heh.

But I don't care.

Yeah, I've been hanging on to it too.

Or I was thinking maybe we could...

that we still have a long, hard road ahead of us.

You know, get it?

Because it belonged to the mother of one of these

Hey, Beavis was driving.

There's a stop sign, Butt-Head.

everything we've ever known,

Let's go kill those boys, huh?

Or tell you why they were here?

I'll volunteer too.

I've never seen one of those before.

Uh, send up 100 more orders of nachos.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

I don't understand spanking my monkey.

where are all dildos

where we're going to have to execute

We have to have sex in here. Hehheh-heh.

- It's kinda dark. - Let me help you there.

♪ Cr-cr-crack crack crack crack crack ♪

You must enter this portal before it closes in two days,

My reaction to pinky malinky

And you went to jail.

single-minded obsession with it.

You're the one who drove her away.

Oh, yeah, I fell in love with it too.

Let me give you the tour.

I'm tired of this crap.

And then we're going to put those two boys

You're gonna have to practice doing this a lot.

Are you shitting me?

This is a classic example of white privilege.

Damn it, Beavis, are you talking to Serena?

*mr. pickles (2013) is on phone* uh, this show sucks! it's just this dog killing innocent people for no reason

Which one of you guys does tattoos?

♪ I pack an 11 ♪

It's the Venezuelans or Al-Qaeda.

Damn it, that's not a phone.

- Oohh, yeah. - Whoa!

Where could they have gone?

Your trip will take 167 hours.

♪ Tell me one thing more before I go ♪

He said butt munch.

exactly the way it was.

Uh... it's a little game she's playing.

Now fly to the portal, fly.

Are you ready to do it?

Now let's go score before I change my mind.

Heh. Do you have any bigger TVs?

Aah! Ow! Heh... ow!

He doesn't want us to score.

a very difficult docking maneuver.

McCabe. Inspection now.

Pikabobobo Bebe

Uh, I don't mind the handcuffs, but like,

Damn it, I can't see it.

We don't have to worry about getting stopped by the police.

Satirical comment on the times.

Our little dance of seduction is now complete.

Yeah, sometimes the Taco Bell has a Pizza Hut.

out of proteinaceous spider silk.

as a secondary backup in case of mechanical failure.

"Wuh-heh-heh." Shut up, ButtHead!

Huh huh, you said bono

since you were a little girl staring up at the stars.

She probably told you about us.

I'll know more when I dissect their mouthparts.

Hm-hm-heh-heh-heh. Ate ass, hehheh.

This kicks ass.

And these days, well,

going-to-jail-wise.

Now Serena, I've been on a long journey

I've wanted to do this my whole life,

Beavis and butthead

I demand TP, I demand TP!

Yes, their primitive language