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Thank God, it is Christmas
I caught you
Lay off the (bleep) waffle before I whoop your ahh! They mine! I bought them from my own!
... just cruel,
I can't. I can't talk to anybody
Choice
A troglodyte is like a caveman
And his door
What about the drugs?
Steve doesn't want me to do anymore of the bussing or anything
You don't know what you're talking about
He would have never touched that money
Oh yes!
Yeah. You know I see everything that goes on here
Because your love... is better... than anything I know!
Bartending was the best job in the world
Guess what, your house, is gone Your car, is gone
Raising my profile
What is two plus two?
I will bet you I even got in one of their pictures
And to make it last forever
I don't know
It is great to see you man, I have been trying to reach you...
I am Shane, we met at the...
Mark was the doorman,
Excuse me! He just pointed at me!
Mi casa e su casa
Really?
When I look back at it now,
This is how it works
He would take it out the back door
And girls
...attitude
She was from Jersey too and she had made it
Right. A fate worse than death
The thing about stars is, they are short
I was warned that Steve didn't hire any dummies
Oh really. I have been meaning to tell you something
He took my friends off the list,
Really?
it is amazing I can remeber any of it
Girlfriend? Is that where you have been?
So... I don't go out with guys from Jersey city
Mirror, mirror, on the wall Who is the fairest of them all?
Come on you guys
With the kind of power he had Why play games?
You got to get to somebody in that place
One, two, three, attitude
His name is Shane
Can I help you? Yeah. Can I help you?
Hey can I talk to you about maybe putting somebody on the list
Or the balcony where the people were getting laid,
Yeah Dad, you should have seen it
My mother always told me I could be anything I wanted to be,
Oh my God...
You know that ghost is me. I don't know where we went wrong
Julie
I am the accountant in the place...
We did it to her, this place did
And I would be thinking, who the fuck is Truman?
You can't fire me,
There she was. Julie Black
And you are from Jersey city?
Find another box. (bleep) off, (bleep)! And eat lasers!
and Everybody was in the middle of it
I want to suck your cock
Now can you say hi to Shane
You know, I told him before we got married
Alright, don't wait for me
Like some nights he would keep the club almost empty
Even from here, those suits look cheap
in the paper, dancing with some old lady
never figured out why
and not bitch about it
But they didn't know,
Yeah, I want it
...and now on top of the world
I went downstairs to get my keys,
And thinks he has got it made
Where is my hair?
Especially everybody in the music industry
Lets clean this place up Lets get out of this hole
Alright
I can't let you in here
Look at you, dealing more drugs than Johnson & Johnson
I will tell him myself
I am Shane 54!
but like all dreams, you wake up to reality
I can't