Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Did you hear about Pat’s State Farm policy?
Who took the nap?
Calz Yup, yup. Okay. Goodbye, Bobby. Don't call anymore.
Happy Birthday, Coco!
That's his job? To register domain names?
.
Yeah, who's that?
You mean like, Liza!
You know how to use a mop wringer
I'm gonna have to stop by later and pick up a fax.
all sealed up in here, emotionally unavailable
What? Amanda? We can't have two amandas
Well, what street are you on?
I could have killed you, and no one would have known.
I’m dead now, gotta go
- Koko? - Koko.
Kramer.
It's the same as 212, they just multiplied it by three.
The thing is I’m supposed to be Bendito
See, this is why you should get a fax and a Xerox.
It's a play on words.
I'm not crying.
Koska mätisäkit omistava ämmä poseeraa kameraan Selin!
- You know where you're going? - Not really.
Bieber died?
- All right. - Once she pinched my ass...
- What? What's that? - That's the new area code.
Toad boy..toad boy..toad boy...
- Six-four-six? - It's a new area code.
bvalls
JAMBONE JAMBONE JAMBONE
Do you know how to use a mop wringer?
Double Zero? It's "Oo."
Look, I work for the phone company.
Super Dave died??
As in:
No. I pay her to clean.
Lily! Lily! Lily!
All right.
Temu. Temu. Temu. Temu.
Excuse me, vice president Coco. No one cares about your gammy.
You're paying a woman to come to your house and sleep with you.
Because T-Bone is doing his own Jedi quests!
Okay, everybody, I have an announcement to make.
I was going to say, being a good host.
- Jerry, come on, what'd you say? - What?
The thing is, I'm supposed to be T-Bone.