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That's your job? To hire people?
That's your job? To zip files for people?
Happy Birthday
That Monkey That Could Read Sign Language?
- Tea with lemon. - What happened to your voice?
How can the same street intersect with itself?
- Did you hear about Newman? - What?
- What? - I was talking to him.
Jerry, you know this comes on at the same time here...
How does joe know lucille ball? I thought she died...
Well, Jerry, I've been thinking.
Maybe it’s the real Gupta and YOURE hacking HIM!
Just wait there. I'll pick you up. And Kramer...
All Right, Hang On, Mom! You're Gonna Make It!
Yes.
My friend was supposed to pick me up. I don't know where he is.
- Hello? - Gammy.
- G-5. - Hit.
Mary, I will have a chef's salad.
- Thanks, buddy. - Where you going?
You just blew my mind.
I hate the counter.
You know, I could have killed you and no one would have known.
Circular Logic
You wanna make some?
I thought 646 was just for new numbers.
First I paid for dinner. No, George…
love that tampon dick shit
Is this the fake quitting the show talk or the pretend fake quitting talk?
Well, then we should call you “oyster”.
- That's great. - What happened to Mrs. Krantz?
DA-BONE, DA-BONE DA-BONE, DA-BoNE, DA-BONE!
I've gone as far as I can go with George Costanza.
We Can’t Have Two Mateo’s…
Okay.
- Well, what's your name? - My name is Coco. Coco Higgins.
- What? - Never mind.