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Did you hear about my bet?
Doug died?
All right. I am back in the game.
You sure you don't have one?
So how's it going at work? Did they get tired of it?
Well, there's nothing more sophisticated...
It's your grandson Bobby. Why haven't you called?
You know, I didn't realize it, but I'm a needy person.
What did you say about my 6ami?
...did she by any chance have a 212 phone number?
Thanks buddy
Do you know how to use mematic?
I think Gammy might be dying
It's T-Bone.
TIO! TIO!
Listen, can I borrow your suitcases?
That's your job? To use hints?
JAMBONE JAMBONE JAMBONE
761? What Area? Indiana?
Do you hate me because of my lazy eye?
I love ‘em
Boy, look at Spanish, just giving it to Frank.
- You know where that is? - Is it Famous Ray's?
All right, Miss Benes. All finished. Here's your new number.
Yeah.
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Thanks, Jerry. Bye.
Oh, yeah.
Message one.
Here we go.
Elaine, do you think I would go willy-nilly into a situation...
...stay alive. No matter what occurs, I will find you.
Rakastan tuota r-sanaa
What?
Why no Muirfield?
Two-one-two,
So, what are you saying? That I'm a bad maid...
Boy, look at George, just giving it to T-Bone.
I've had a lot of experience with semantics.
Who's down there?
Liza
This is our new vice president of acquisitions, sir.
well then we should call you… “tampon dick shit”
I must be at the nexus of the universe
No, I'm not. Here you go.
So I guess you're back to being George.