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Sheldon, sweetie, shut up.
- Thank you. - It must've killed you when I went to space.
You know how it is, girls, always fussing about their hair, their makeup, she'll be here.
- Oh, that's awful. - Not really. My shirt was soaking wet.
So listen, do you remember when I said the similarities...
Tell her how much you hate being put on the spot. Go ahead, tell her.
...pick up a pen and get it all out in my journal. I mean...
- I have ajob. - Yes, he does. He caters to my every whim.
And B, more importantly, I was the outsider to this group...
I pretend everyone I meet is a beloved character from Star Trek.
...I miss her already.
It wasn't me.
You ripped out your own fake blond hair.
Hey. I'm coming back from the airport. I wanted to see how you're doing.
One of their experimental physicists dropped out and I recommended you.
I pushed too hard. I'm sorry.
It did not kill me when you went to space.
Well, do you really think I have a shot?
Calm down, Bernie, you're very scary.
And I'm from India, so I know how to do it.
I'm kind of like Sinatra.
...we can e-mail and I think the phone connections are good.
I looked her in the eye, smiled and said, "I'm happy for you."
We might as well go ahead and eat. She's not coming back any time soon.
I hope four months apart doesn't change anything.
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