Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, ha, ha, I guess not.
Although yours was an eye-opener.
No, l... I'm sorry, free what? Sorry, what...? What?
Global Apocalypse or Exciting Research Opportunity?
...and she was like Angelina Jolie?
Well, honey, if you're that tired, why don't you just take a nap here in the car?
Oh, who elected you road trip god?
Oh, my God, Glenn.
Red Leader to Red Five, come in.
Still right behind you.
- What? - I'm just thinking...
Someone should stand up to him. What's he gonna do?
What, I'm not hot enough for Angelina Jolie?
...on the impact of scientific research on societal interactions.
How would you feel if you met my ex-girlfriend...
You know what? I missed you too.
Howard's a complete and total ass, Bernadette's in my bed...
I've dated four women since we broke up, and I didn't tell any of them...
Uh, Giga, that’s Dee. …………
Dr. Koothrappali, would you care to join the conversation?
I'm requesting your quarter-hourly location update.
Because we're going 120 miles per hour.
Are you bothered by the fact that your former girlfriend left...
So this Glenn guy...
If it were a contest, I wouldn't have a chance, right?
Since we come in every Tuesday night at 6:00...
...will give us the best chance to survive in the wild.
...Amy bites, and Penny may or may not have coitus with Leonard.
Howard's a complete and total ass, Bernadette's in Penny's bed...