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Oh, I don't know. Maybe when you walk into a hotel room...
No, it's not necessarily proportional. Shut up.
The what?
Indeed. Nothing sours a friendship more than over-familiarity...
Hi
...our internal plumbing is extremely high-maintenance.
And number two, these mimosas are kicking my little brown ass.
You can't deny that by comparison...
Oh, good for you. Glenn, this is my boyfriend, Howard.
Are we there yet?
Are we talking about women wanting penises?
- No. - Are you in the lanthanoid series?
Actually, I was thinking we could go straight to the room and take a nap.
In order to take a vacation, one first has to work.
...she certainly has spent her fair share of time...
Remind me to try again in an hour.
...all the giant missiles she wants.
Because I'd like to weigh in.
Just like old times.