Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ I'm a bird and a person ♪

That has everyone on a train going to kill one guy.

And now we can just be ourselves.

You can be an asshole.

The tickets please guy, though.

But after three months, nobody is any closer to the truth.

I can't believe floaty bloody man is real.

I-I-it's okay. You aren't real.

Hey. You guys think there's something weird

I can't believe you're finally headed off to college.

[ video games beeping ]

Geez, what a horrible way to die.

In you go. What's happening?

All we have to do is open it and let him

He gets to spend eternity in every writer's hell --

So, why did you date rick sanchez?

Oh, how dare you!

Rick? God damn!

But it's never too late to accept christ.

- hold it? - stopped it back!

I just don't like taking cheap shots, you know?

Lips if you want.

I don't like how meta this is getting, rick.

Why can't we find the engine?

Okay, morty, tell a story unrelated to us.

Relax, your story was supposed to be awful and stupid.

For, like, 16 years, at least.

♪ maybe what matters ♪

Dude, I'm sure you've got, like,

Cheap shots? Morty, we were literally

...Other than a man... Oh, rick, listen to me.

Oh, jesus christ.

Aaah! Aaah! It hurts!

I-I-I was a scientist still.

I'm that supreme court lady, and you [bleep] did it.

And his kingdom...

I'm very much alive, and I need your help.

WHAT?? You Bought something?

Well, just the stub.

Did you hear nothing I said?