Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I suppose you think you have a better story

On the internet. It's there. Buy it. Buy the train.

Barkeep. A drink for my colleague.

Merry christmas, goomby.

I should've known you were behind this, and I did.

Step the hell back! Back!

Morty: So what do you think?

- now in up. - is here?

- now hold it? - stop it! Nope in that in it that in think in like in!

I'll be the judge of when we get too meta

Too soon! Too soon!

So we may as well pull out our [bleep] and rub them

I think the best way to answer that

We have to get to the return threshold

Tell me in any way how that's offensive.

W-w-we don't need to over-think [bleep], okay?

W-what do you call them. Uhm, cum gutters.

Is that so? Oh, well. Win-win.

Are you being sarcastic? Merchandise, morty.

- dance class? - dance class! [Sighs]

There's scorpions outside. Get inside.

I don't know that at all. I regularly teleport.

There -- there -- there's now way out!

No, really, who?

Share with your sister, josh.

I know the only reason to travel by train

Heavenly father. Heavenly father.

Morty, gross! That's what people call them.

It's called being talented.

-[ coughs ] -hey, I found a ticket.

How did you not recognize me?

But he believes in us, morty.

Do you remember getting on it?

By a doctor woman.

I'm not because -- you are not doing this tonight!

I can help people now.

Here's why I'm going to kill rick sanchez.

Merry christmas, rick.

♪ yes, you're a bird and a person ♪

Thanks to the rick-patented anthology generator,

[bleep] these guys.

But it was hardly the best time

You start teeing up a rick sanchez vignette,

Right after this. W-what's happening?