Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

To a chemical that is altering your mind.

You okay, dad? Is this real?

Telling stories about it like

Drop the tank! Drop it!

My best friend and personal savior,

For in, Me and class in? Know like in to now.

What the [bleep] is all of this?!

Dissolve to a clam-shaped sun

- dad? My god! - aw why?!

I'm so glad you asked, morty.

That would mesh with the theme.

Is with my christmas rick tale.

Nobody ever wanted to see that shit.

Losing continuity.

Not buying it is an act of buying it.

You watch videos of people on youtube

[ all gasping ] my lord and my god!

Other stuff! Then you've killed us both!

Together: Thank you for sending your only begotten son.

I warned you not to do that.

Not some uptight, overwritten --

Gross people. I don't want to have to picture

Going into an act break.

Identify yourself.

[ slurps ] nobody's stopping you.

Yes. Try my tea.

Morty, do you know what the bechdel test is?

That -- okay, none of my business

The horrific figure known to children as floaty blood man.

Strong against what?

Deep voice: Pure [bleep] gutter.

The what? For god's sake, morty,

Don't blame others for your bad decisions.

Return -- are you insane?

You are like 90% cum gutter.

Let's take a look at what they should have done.

What? No, you idiot, that -- it's --

There's blood all over the windows on it.

[ crashing ] train cops! Hands in the air!

who is this guy?

And even if I did, why would we take turns

Of capitalism and said "yes, daddy, please."

They're attacking outside. Come on.

Rick and morty were musical.

You of all people know, rick,

An actual honest to god store -- and you bought something.

[bleep] kick your ass.

[ doorbell rings ]

Just close your eyes and go to him in prayer.