Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This isn't real life!

Do you need to go to the hospital?

Give -- give -- gimme -- give grandpa a kiss.

Mine is never light.

Buy another one, morty.

♪ is to love yourself first and ♪

Is the free gift of eternal life.

So now we're here, and the engine must be here.

I don't know how to thank you, goomby.

I didn't know it was you.

But remember, there's always someone there for us.

Your only purpose in life is to buy and consume merchandise.

I-I don't have to. Sorry if that was --

Yeah, you know, it really felt like

You just go in there and have a nice time.

[ epic music plays ]

Holy [bleep], rick. What do we --

Train cops! Hands in the air!

In a time-dilated reality.

Wow. Where did you get this thing?

That's the thematic seal.

I-I-I was -- I-I-I had developed

Professor sanchez?

morning strict ctinofn

I've hurt more.

This was a little confusing,

From the -- the -- the the 241st.

I -- I love buying things so much, morty.

May as well take turns exchanging stories.

Of a sumerian god named "ya"

And we're in a toy train?

[ glass shatters ]

We all did. We get it.

Don't you want to see how your story ends?!

This is just a structural guide.

I'll be the judge of when we get too meta

It -- it works. Call the police!

Hey, what the [bleep] morty?

Why are you going to kill rick sanchez?