Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Reacting to [bleep] youtube.
Some people actually like that stuff.
Buy another one morty
You didn't ask questions or raise ethical complaints.
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It's not a real train, it's a story device.
Mine begins on planet ramamama.
He's like a matrix space frasier.
Now what do you say we bring this train
Literally. A literal literary device
[ whooshing ]
I'm gonna get the [bleep] outta here.
Okay, I'm calling the nurse because you are not
Or is the blood just -- accurately depicted, yeah.
This could come in handy. Can't we just ride out the --
[ all screaming ]
To beat it, you have to hold on --
But I guess it brought us closer together, you know?
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Just because it's your birthday doesn't mean
The reason I brought you here.
Happy now? He was suffering.
Because if it's too easy to get there,
Okay, so how -- how do we hijack it?
Wait, is -- is any of this canon?
In a story proposed by lesbian cartoonist allison --
Hey, look.
You'll never run out of new stories
It's just a training video. That didn't actually happen.
[ all shouting ]
Iiiiiiii, hello.
Very well.
Morty, hold on to something.
[ farts ]
Rick and morty.
And goomby, all grappling with
You're right, morty.
I'll have to rig us a couple of space suits
So we could go at any minute.
Its final stop -- beyond the fifth wall.
How did you reach my sanctum?
I can't believe I'm tearing up over this.
Low point in your life, rebound from an ex, et cetera.
Buy another one morty
Burping semi-improvised dialogue about how nothing matters,
Oh, thank god. I'm not too late.
Just how I adventure, dawg.