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Who in the blazes applied that emergency brake?! BEN DID IT!
Stop the train (x2)
ELVES: Geronimo!
What in the name of Mike?
Mocking vomit
It's the spirit of the season
...but it is very important to some people!
happy christmas
(Conductor) but it is very important to the rest of
- I don't hear anything. - Okay, it's down this way.
Dog man and cat kid #4 dav pilkey dog man lord of the fleas #5 dav pilkey dog man brawl of the wild #6 dav pilkey
[WHINES]
Am I right?
There's no sleepwalking on the humanable express
...and I am certainly not going to be late tonight.
the part of me that wanted to finish praise
Christmas just hasn't worked out for Never has never will Because im Jewish
Am I the only one who understands that?
Brace yourselves!
Even-numbered birthdays on the right, odd-numbered on the left.
B and E
He tenido sexo con mis amigos en el cementerio
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
But as years passed, it fell silent for all of them.
He's making a list, And checking it twice, Gonna find out, Who's naughty or nice. Santa Claus is coming to town! (The Loud House Sucks! Jennifer's Body Sucks! The Casagrandes Sucks! Jingle All the Way Sucks! Thomas & Friends Sucks!)
wooooooooooow woooooooooooooooooooooooow
Caca
- How do you know how? - It's easy. Come here, I'll show you.
(squeaking voice) yeah uh-huh uh-huh
Who in the places applied that emergency brake?!
[CRASHING BOMB]
...the bell still rings for me.
The pin!
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
bye have a beautiful time
Hey, that kid wants to get on the train.
Absolutely.
(Know it all kid) hey (Hero girl) oh look at that
(thud) You know Montezuma the king of the
This is the Polar Bear Express. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
It's hard to be alone
[JINGLING]
Joey at dinner time
I have a gulp for you
LegFrog
(distorted voice screaming continues)
The first cancellation of the day!
- What? - The pin.
I think I'll be okay.
What in the name of Mike?
Where?
Take a shot kid
There's no sleep walking on the Paris express
(record scratching)
Wake up
(BELL RINGING) (GRINDING TO A HALT)
Illumination. Illumination. Illumination.
SANTA: Found this on the seat of my sleigh.
(Conductor) get well Now, young man, Christmas may not be important to some people
Detectives United The Greatest Shrine
After him kid
- They can't hear me. - They can't? Oh....
This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay. Your movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically. To bypass Fast Play, select the Main Menu button at any time.
[WINTER WONDERLAND PLAYS ON RECORD PLAYER]
Well, that's more like it.
What in the name Sam hill is that
Who gets the first gift of Christmas?
Follow you anywhere, sir
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
"Who in the blazes applied that Emergency Brake?!"
Hey, hey. Man alive, are you lucky.
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
watch out caribou crossing
Believe
[GASPS]
Monkey vomit
- Hot chocolate - Here we've only got one rule
Though I've grown old...
Ouch
LEAN BOTTOM TEXT
Mom, Dad, look! He brought us all kinds of stuff!
Illumination!
WHO IN THE F*CKING BLAZES APPLIED THAT EMERGENCY BRAKE?!
Uh-uh-uh. That is a The Polar Express microphone. It is not a toy.
It's a magic train.
HERO BOY: Uh-oh.
Hoping Santa's on his way
Duty duty duty duty duty duty duty duty duty duty duty duty duty duty duty duty ever ever ever ever ever ever Duty duty duty duty duty duty duty duty duty duty duty duty duty duty duty duty ever ever ever ever ever ever
An express train wouldn't wake him up now.
A scrooge Aah
Here's your coffee kid
.
What are they thinking down there? Are they meshuggener?
[FOOTSTEPS]
I have your ticket!
Absolutely.
Home.
all people should stop saying this: The Loud House Sucks! Jennifer's Body Sucks! The Casagrandes Sucks! Jingle All the Way Sucks! Thomas & Friends Sucks!
Absolutely
Mr Conductor lands on the Grain Windmill
Eats House
It says lead. Like lead balloon.
Right.
It's gonna take seventy-two hours as long as they try to clear this track. It's gonna take seventy-two hours as long as they try to clear this track.
What?!
J is for Jellyfish
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
What A Nightmare
(Santa chuckles)
Trust me.
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- Hot, hot - Hey, we got it
I lost the chocolate bar from Santa sleigh.
Grand rapids Michigan
Stop Making Porn Of Gta Bon
There's no sleep walking on the 1857432552363214790753214653335774216906426622464573285468053577432256217 express
ELVES [SINGING]: It's the spirit of the season
The pin!
(Hero Girl) get down (man singing)
Aah!
(Conductor shouts) all aboard (train whistles)
[CRACKING]
There...
(HOWLING)
Excuse me kid
We're in the alien world
- So we got it - Hot, hot
- What? - Come on.
(caribou shrieking)
Come on, come on, come on. I've got a schedule to keep... Oh.
Rockin' on top of the world Rockin' on top of the world
[GROANING]
And Billy.
(squeaky voice) Apparently, some kid from Maplewood, New Jersey.
(grunting)
Of course we will. It's been five to for the last hour.
- Look. - It's still got me.
pues tira el freno de emergencia
The Life & times of Juniper Lee Hi Hi Puffy AMI YUMI
When we get there We'll scream, Yay!
All i found Was one present all it had was stupid underwear
He's making a list, And checking it twice, Gonna find out, Who's naughty or nice. Santa Claus is coming to town! (The Loud House Sucks! Jennifer's Body Sucks! The Casagrandes Sucks! Jingle All the Way Sucks! Thomas & Friends Sucks!)
George pig is crying in steam!
who in the blazes applied that emergency brake
Fancy Christmas Unicorn
John Calipari Caught cheating as a child!
Sounds to me like this is your crucial year.
And then, three hero's came.
And you, young lady....
Let me take a look? go away! Why not? ahh! That's why not?
Hanging on! Hanging on!
Shh.
Hoodwinked. You don't wanna be taken for a ride, railroaded.
you're a weebo
Monkey vomit
do you want to play sicko mode or mo bamba
Thank you.
Try to suit yourself. Try to suit yourself.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Matthew when he tries to be nice:
Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine mine mine mine mine
ARE YOU SURE?
Well are you coming
There's no sleepwalking on the ralop Express
And a smidgen of humility might also serve you well.
MOM: He used to stay awake all night...
This is the Polar Express
First Year Real Estate Agent:
(Steamer) stop the train
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(train whistles) (Conductor) And in case you hadn't noticed, this train is on a very type
Thank you.
HERO BOY: We're going pretty fast.