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J is for Jellyfish
(Hero Girl) get down (man singing)
A scrooge Aah
Hey, hey. Man alive, are you lucky.
There's no sleepwalking on the humanable express
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
(Know it all kid) hey (Hero girl) oh look at that
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Duty duty duty duty duty duty duty duty duty duty duty duty duty duty duty duty ever ever ever ever ever ever Duty duty duty duty duty duty duty duty duty duty duty duty duty duty duty duty ever ever ever ever ever ever
do you want to play sicko mode or mo bamba
Joey at dinner time
- What? - The pin.
And Billy.
Thank you.
But as years passed, it fell silent for all of them.
Grand rapids Michigan
An express train wouldn't wake him up now.
(Conductor) get well Now, young man, Christmas may not be important to some people
Thank you.
Dog man and cat kid #4 dav pilkey dog man lord of the fleas #5 dav pilkey dog man brawl of the wild #6 dav pilkey
(grunting)
It says lead. Like lead balloon.
This is the Polar Express
(squeaking voice) yeah uh-huh uh-huh
Sounds to me like this is your crucial year.
(caribou shrieking)
- They can't hear me. - They can't? Oh....
The pin!
There...
[GROANING]
Illumination!
He tenido sexo con mis amigos en el cementerio
Brace yourselves!
- Hot, hot - Hey, we got it
Believe
Though I've grown old...
who in the blazes applied that emergency brake
All i found Was one present all it had was stupid underwear
Absolutely.
- Hot chocolate - Here we've only got one rule
Who in the blazes applied that emergency brake?! BEN DID IT!
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
And then, three hero's came.
Fancy Christmas Unicorn
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(record scratching)
LegFrog
SANTA: Found this on the seat of my sleigh.
(squeaky voice) Apparently, some kid from Maplewood, New Jersey.
wooooooooooow woooooooooooooooooooooooow
It's a magic train.
Mocking vomit
happy christmas
(Conductor) but it is very important to the rest of
pues tira el freno de emergencia
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
all people should stop saying this: The Loud House Sucks! Jennifer's Body Sucks! The Casagrandes Sucks! Jingle All the Way Sucks! Thomas & Friends Sucks!
Matthew when he tries to be nice:
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
- So we got it - Hot, hot
Follow you anywhere, sir
It's gonna take seventy-two hours as long as they try to clear this track. It's gonna take seventy-two hours as long as they try to clear this track.
(Santa chuckles)
WHO IN THE F*CKING BLAZES APPLIED THAT EMERGENCY BRAKE?!
Christmas just hasn't worked out for Never has never will Because im Jewish
Come on, come on, come on. I've got a schedule to keep... Oh.
And a smidgen of humility might also serve you well.
B and E
I lost the chocolate bar from Santa sleigh.
Excuse me kid
Who in the places applied that emergency brake?!
Uh-uh-uh. That is a The Polar Express microphone. It is not a toy.
And you, young lady....
John Calipari Caught cheating as a child!
Detectives United The Greatest Shrine
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
When we get there We'll scream, Yay!
- What? - Come on.
ELVES [SINGING]: It's the spirit of the season
[JINGLING]
George pig is crying in steam!
What in the name Sam hill is that
[WINTER WONDERLAND PLAYS ON RECORD PLAYER]
[WHINES]
.
...and I am certainly not going to be late tonight.
HERO BOY: We're going pretty fast.
I have your ticket!
What are they thinking down there? Are they meshuggener?
Illumination. Illumination. Illumination.
Of course we will. It's been five to for the last hour.
(Steamer) stop the train
Trust me.
[CRASHING BOMB]
It's the spirit of the season
There's no sleep walking on the Paris express
Caca
"Who in the blazes applied that Emergency Brake?!"
Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine mine mine mine mine
Right.
- I don't hear anything. - Okay, it's down this way.
Am I right?
Here's your coffee kid
There's no sleepwalking on the ralop Express
(distorted voice screaming continues)
bye have a beautiful time
you're a weebo
Eats House
Well are you coming
(thud) You know Montezuma the king of the
ARE YOU SURE?
...but it is very important to some people!
Am I the only one who understands that?
(BELL RINGING) (GRINDING TO A HALT)
Wake up
It's hard to be alone
Stop the train (x2)
Take a shot kid
Hey, that kid wants to get on the train.
Hoodwinked. You don't wanna be taken for a ride, railroaded.
Mr Conductor lands on the Grain Windmill
What A Nightmare
Absolutely
the part of me that wanted to finish praise
Home.
The pin!
Aah!
The Life & times of Juniper Lee Hi Hi Puffy AMI YUMI
(train whistles) (Conductor) And in case you hadn't noticed, this train is on a very type
Who gets the first gift of Christmas?
(HOWLING)
LEAN BOTTOM TEXT
Monkey vomit
What?!
I think I'll be okay.
Rockin' on top of the world Rockin' on top of the world
Monkey vomit
The first cancellation of the day!
(Conductor shouts) all aboard (train whistles)
[FOOTSTEPS]
Where?
Mom, Dad, look! He brought us all kinds of stuff!
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I have a gulp for you
Even-numbered birthdays on the right, odd-numbered on the left.
watch out caribou crossing
Absolutely.
MOM: He used to stay awake all night...
Try to suit yourself. Try to suit yourself.
- How do you know how? - It's easy. Come here, I'll show you.
This is the Polar Bear Express. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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We're in the alien world
Let me take a look? go away! Why not? ahh! That's why not?
Shh.
Well, that's more like it.
...the bell still rings for me.
After him kid
- Look. - It's still got me.
[CRACKING]
He's making a list, And checking it twice, Gonna find out, Who's naughty or nice. Santa Claus is coming to town! (The Loud House Sucks! Jennifer's Body Sucks! The Casagrandes Sucks! Jingle All the Way Sucks! Thomas & Friends Sucks!)
What in the name of Mike?
Hoping Santa's on his way
ELVES: Geronimo!
There's no sleep walking on the 1857432552363214790753214653335774216906426622464573285468053577432256217 express
He's making a list, And checking it twice, Gonna find out, Who's naughty or nice. Santa Claus is coming to town! (The Loud House Sucks! Jennifer's Body Sucks! The Casagrandes Sucks! Jingle All the Way Sucks! Thomas & Friends Sucks!)
Stop Making Porn Of Gta Bon
Hanging on! Hanging on!
HERO BOY: Uh-oh.
[GASPS]
What in the name of Mike?
First Year Real Estate Agent:
Ouch