Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Know It All in Hero Girl a Hero Boy And Billy

[SINGING SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN]

Nice hot refreshment. Perfect for a cold winter's night.

WAITERS: Here we only got one rule

Gee, that's really too bad.

(shouting) you're a doubter

Bus drivers when they're late to collect you

Spdaylight4449 YES booba NO

[WHISPERS] I believe.

(reindeer whines)

Oh, yeah, yeah. I hop aboard this rattler any time I feels like it.

I lost the bell from Santa's sleigh.

Who in the blazes applied the emergency brake??

with a little luck, we'll be on time There's no need to stress

ELF 2: Let's go, come on. Step up, step up. There we go.

ENGINEER: Pull the brake!

I Make That Herd To Be At Least 100,000, Maybe Even A Million.

With a comfy seat and lots to eat Boy, it's just the best

Lean. Whatever that's supposed to mean.

I... I believe that this is yours.

This is the Polar Express.

- And a jam. - Tight spot.

Follow you anywhere ma’am.

What happened to them?

There is no sleep walking on the mandible express

Bye Everyone! It’s Time To Go So Let’s Come Back Soon! Because We All Love Stories

(all) more altitude

It's so Christmassy and cozy and beautiful!

(Hero Girl) I don't hear it do you (chrous singing) (man singing)

"But it is very Important to the Rest of Us"

[TRAIN SHUDDERS]

Winter Wonderland Song

Young man, quick thinking on your part.

I think of him when Christmas comes to town

little buddy diapers

Santa's been here! Santa's been here!

- We gotta hightail it to the hog, pronto. - To the hog?

This.... Is the SHITPOST express!!!

Teddy rux fucking pin!

1995 Toy Story. 1998 A Bug's Life. 1999 Toy Story 2. 2001 Monsters, Inc. 2003 Finding Nemo. 2004 The Incredibles. 2006 Cars. 2007 Ratatouille.

(Conductor wheezing)

HERO GIRL: We're gonna miss everything.

- Oh, we got it - Hot, hot

Wow look at all those *bagels* I want all of them

- The engineer had to check the light. ENGINEER: - Here's the light. Careful.

We have to stop the train.

Two columns, if you please.

But what about this train?

The Loud House Sucks! Jennifer's Body Sucks! The Casagrandes Sucks! Jingle All the Way Sucks! Thomas & Friends Sucks!

(Steamer) oy (Smokey) Ugh

DAD: Yeah, an end of the magic.

C’mon motha fucka

Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho

I found a hot cup of joe

...string puppets and marionettes...

I may just be the Pastor’s Wife but maybe you

Uh-uh-uh. That is a polar express microphone. It is not a toy.

Illumination. Illumination. Illumination.

I left my ticket right here on the seat.

(Steven) I didn't do it

Arendelle kristoff this train

There's no sleepwalking on the bam slam gadget express

Billy's Hot Chocolate

I reached out for a hand iron, but it broke off. I slid and fell.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!

...but from my layman's perspective, you need more altitude!

- Hot, hot - Yeah, we got it

Santa got to Billy's house already.

I have her ticket.

ELF: It's wrapped in candy-striped red with a number-seven holly-green bow.

When we get there We'll scream, Yay!

Try that pocket

FOLLOW YOU ANWHERE, MA'AM

What A Nightmare

'Cause that's the way things happen On the Polar Express

All I found was one present. All it had was stupid underwear

(Hobo) we gotta hi tail the hog pronto (Hero Boy) to the hog

There's no sleepwalking on the mount Rushmore express

Stop the train stop the train

The engine. The engine, you tenderfoot.

And we are rapidly approaching Glacier Gulch...

HERO BOY: - My slipper. - You're gonna lose your ticket.

There is no sleepwalking on the 500 express

All right, you. Ticket, please.

I got the drink called the mountain dew

Who in the blazes applied the emergency brake?! He did!

...which just happens to be the steepest downhill grade in the world...

You know, montezuma, the king of the Aztecs, would drink 50 quarts of hot chocolate every day.

Those are the rules.

We are standing totally exposed on the front of the locomotive...

Someone tampered with the POTUS mainframe. What the...

Welcome to the future

- Look. - Elves!

A Scrooge Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

I think we should follow those arrows.

What (grunting)

This is the polar Express

I want to believe.

♪ Never, Ever Let It Cool ♪

Hi hi puffy Ami Yumi

- Hot, hot - Hey, we got it

What about this lad in the back? Did he get any refreshment?

yeah, man actually man drink 100% man you.

This is the scrumdiddlyumptious express

(yelling in slow motion voice)

Your attention, please.

SARAH: But... But... But, I have to...

THIS IS AN OFFICAL,AUTHENTIC,GENUINE TICKET TO RIDE

- No, sir. This kid's name is Steven. - Steven.

We talking nothing for Christmas here?

What The Fucking That Emergency Brake!

Illumination. Illumination. Illumination!

(Elf singer) 1 2 1 2

The Life and times of Juniper Lee

Seeing is believing

Norad tracks Santa

Here take this AY

There’s no sleepwalking on the polar express.

(ding) (Hero Boy slow voice grunting)

Now let's get you upstairs and into bed.

DAD: Your brother said that? He was just kidding you. He knows there's a Santa.