Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[WHISPERS] I believe.

Hi hi puffy Ami Yumi

We talking nothing for Christmas here?

Stop the train stop the train

I left my ticket right here on the seat.

Illumination. Illumination. Illumination.

What A Nightmare

[TRAIN SHUDDERS]

Here take this AY

Welcome to the future

Try that pocket

There's no sleepwalking on the bam slam gadget express

All I found was one present. All it had was stupid underwear

And we are rapidly approaching Glacier Gulch...

Your attention, please.

- We gotta hightail it to the hog, pronto. - To the hog?

The engine. The engine, you tenderfoot.

ELF 2: Let's go, come on. Step up, step up. There we go.

(reindeer whines)

1995 Toy Story. 1998 A Bug's Life. 1999 Toy Story 2. 2001 Monsters, Inc. 2003 Finding Nemo. 2004 The Incredibles. 2006 Cars. 2007 Ratatouille.

What happened to them?

Who in the blazes applied the emergency brake?! He did!

- The engineer had to check the light. ENGINEER: - Here's the light. Careful.

ELF: It's wrapped in candy-striped red with a number-seven holly-green bow.

Seeing is believing

I may just be the Pastor’s Wife but maybe you

I Make That Herd To Be At Least 100,000, Maybe Even A Million.

But what about this train?

(shouting) you're a doubter

Norad tracks Santa

Lean. Whatever that's supposed to mean.

Spdaylight4449 YES booba NO

THIS IS AN OFFICAL,AUTHENTIC,GENUINE TICKET TO RIDE

Someone tampered with the POTUS mainframe. What the...

What The Fucking That Emergency Brake!

I got the drink called the mountain dew

I think we should follow those arrows.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!

Santa's been here! Santa's been here!

A Scrooge Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

HERO BOY: - My slipper. - You're gonna lose your ticket.

DAD: Yeah, an end of the magic.

little buddy diapers

Winter Wonderland Song

Wow look at all those *bagels* I want all of them

I have her ticket.

When we get there We'll scream, Yay!

This is the scrumdiddlyumptious express

This.... Is the SHITPOST express!!!

Uh-uh-uh. That is a polar express microphone. It is not a toy.

Nice hot refreshment. Perfect for a cold winter's night.

All right, you. Ticket, please.

Young man, quick thinking on your part.

HERO GIRL: We're gonna miss everything.

Follow you anywhere ma’am.

- Hot, hot - Yeah, we got it

Those are the rules.

(Steven) I didn't do it

There's no sleepwalking on the mount Rushmore express

(Hero Girl) I don't hear it do you (chrous singing) (man singing)

Bus drivers when they're late to collect you

Santa got to Billy's house already.

...which just happens to be the steepest downhill grade in the world...

- Look. - Elves!

I reached out for a hand iron, but it broke off. I slid and fell.

DAD: Your brother said that? He was just kidding you. He knows there's a Santa.

C’mon motha fucka

'Cause that's the way things happen On the Polar Express

Arendelle kristoff this train

FOLLOW YOU ANWHERE, MA'AM

I... I believe that this is yours.

[SINGING SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN]

WAITERS: Here we only got one rule

Bye Everyone! It’s Time To Go So Let’s Come Back Soon! Because We All Love Stories

- No, sir. This kid's name is Steven. - Steven.

What about this lad in the back? Did he get any refreshment?

I want to believe.

(Steamer) oy (Smokey) Ugh

ENGINEER: Pull the brake!

There’s no sleepwalking on the polar express.

Gee, that's really too bad.

Billy's Hot Chocolate

SARAH: But... But... But, I have to...

What (grunting)

Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho

♪ Never, Ever Let It Cool ♪

(yelling in slow motion voice)

Teddy rux fucking pin!

This is the Polar Express.

Know It All in Hero Girl a Hero Boy And Billy

- Hot, hot - Hey, we got it

We are standing totally exposed on the front of the locomotive...

The Loud House Sucks! Jennifer's Body Sucks! The Casagrandes Sucks! Jingle All the Way Sucks! Thomas & Friends Sucks!

I lost the bell from Santa's sleigh.

Illumination. Illumination. Illumination!

Oh, yeah, yeah. I hop aboard this rattler any time I feels like it.

with a little luck, we'll be on time There's no need to stress

I found a hot cup of joe

- Oh, we got it - Hot, hot

You know, montezuma, the king of the Aztecs, would drink 50 quarts of hot chocolate every day.

(ding) (Hero Boy slow voice grunting)

...but from my layman's perspective, you need more altitude!

With a comfy seat and lots to eat Boy, it's just the best

The Life and times of Juniper Lee

"But it is very Important to the Rest of Us"

...string puppets and marionettes...

(Elf singer) 1 2 1 2

I think of him when Christmas comes to town

(Conductor wheezing)

Who in the blazes applied the emergency brake??

- And a jam. - Tight spot.

This is the polar Express

We have to stop the train.

There is no sleep walking on the mandible express

It's so Christmassy and cozy and beautiful!

Now let's get you upstairs and into bed.

(all) more altitude

yeah, man actually man drink 100% man you.

(Hobo) we gotta hi tail the hog pronto (Hero Boy) to the hog

Two columns, if you please.

There is no sleepwalking on the 500 express