Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Are you sure?
I'm sorry I wasn't the best roommate.
Only the vinyl, man.
that you could successfully take on?
We're in! Great!
is I lost my friends.
in-progress homeless sex. I bet it stink.
Why don't you just text it to him?
It's just my allergies. They've been awful.
Oh oh oh oh oh how dare you watch Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends You’re grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 9 trillion years now go to your room
so I can blow my nose into my hands.
"Steal your son's wallet while he's in the shower."
I can't believe I ever wanted you here in the first place.
Why not? I could totally be a deejay.
That isn't loud. This is.
I'd watch Family Feud. Yeah, I mean, that was worse
What even is this? I-I don't know.
Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea,
Just push this button.
Especially after I'd been such a jerk to you.
Uh, definitely not. Anyone with a computer can make one.
Only what's available in the schoolyard.
You're playing two songs at once.
I was a complete jerk to them.
He just keeps switching clubs.
* That the secret to survivin'... *
Yeah, people aren't used to boring podcasts.
Yup.