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ALL: Our hero! Super's our hero!
Shut up!
Thurgood, come in.
Yeah. Me hero.
I bought it with the money we were saving for your elective eye surgery.
Half the jokes in my monologue are about my wife.
Exactly. That's my plan.
Why didn't you say so?
Don't be smart, boy.
What do I like? I like to watch.
Uh, nobody. Just a name I made up.
Good thing he in another neighborhood, not this one.
Mrs. Avery, what happened? Was it a burglar?
Shut up!
It worked! I'm free!
WOMAN: Well, when you gonna fix my toilet?
(ALL CLAPPING)
Thurgood, you must be hungry.
the inspirational story of a local janitor
Oh, boy, I haven't used this setting
You know, take a nibble out of crime!
(GROANS)
See! That's using your spidey sense.
I'm eating a hot dog! All right?
(MUTTERING)
(EXCLAIMS)
(UNINTELLIGIBLE) Oh, we've lost him.
I was the one who captured that criminal.
Now that you're married to a superhero,
I understand congratulations are in order concerning your son Chevron.
Hey, look at the moon.
It was bootie that killed the beast.
Who am I? Hilton-Jacobs.
And I was a hero for Halloween.
Someone else deserves your undeserved worship.