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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
I completely blocked that shitty bar out of my memory.
[soft music]
eight sugars, and four Splendas.
- Reegs! - [gasps]
and not live in an ancient money pit in New Jersey.
Um, well, I am in charge of the museum today,
- No problem. - Two shakes?
- Hmm. - With shredded cheese.
Maybe I should just go see Big Larry.
so that's a pretty cool thing I did with my life.
Got off the couch, and got my life together.
- Ooh, nerd alert. - Yeah--whoops.
I know you're all aware of the Big Larry brouhaha.
got her tire patched at a Chevron.
- Cousin Karen, spinning a yarn.
Here you go. - Mm.
Whoa! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! [excited chatter]
I had this vision of how my career was gonna go,
- Rutherford Falls is the birthplace of Rutherford Inc.,
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You know, everything happens for a reason.
- Oh. - Come on. We do it every year.
Ah, one of these years, Rog.
- Oh, he does his research. - Oh.
- Enjoy. - You know what?
four hours.
yeah, I--yes.
- Hi. - Hey, guys.
I'm one, and I can't for the life of me--
[chuckles] Uh, sorry, not sorry you came all this way
- Oh.
I mean, you got married here, man.
- You've been served.
- [chuckles] - Liar.
cultural powder keg.