Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm a joke. People just came here to make fun of me.

That man wouldn't race around the globe

- [Eliza] Oh! - [crowd exclaims]

Happy Hanukkah to a child.

Okay, good night.

Eh, might as well have me pitch in while you can still afford me, Toots.

[Timmy] You can't. There's no room.

Do you want to know the exact number? Because it might give you a heart attack.

- You think I'm funny, don't you? - Funny adjacent. Okay?

[theme music playing]

Should we still do "I'll Make Love To You"?

But I guess this is a whole new Timmy,

Whatever, do what you want. I don't care.

But I'm too young to be Santa!

Thank God I found you.

He meant "corn" star. She did commercials

You were supposed to go around. Not through.

and return to the superior format of DVD.

Hey, there's plenty other movies that kids love, like... Unfaithful.

Um... [clears throat]

He's here! Lil' Stevie's here.

Just looking out for you and the business.

I didn't get in.

Plus it's not every day you get to put up an elf peeing on the naughty list.

There's a reason over 9,000 Blockbusters have closed.

I have never seen so many people here before.

Wait, so you're all actually named Bill?

[Jingle Bill 1] Sure is.

We're the Jingle Bills.

Hilarious. That's not a chapter of my life I'm proud of.

Event's canceled. Please, get the hell out of here.

I would love that.

You are the man who grappled the hell out of Tonya Harding.

Where'd everybody go?

I was worried that you were here drinking yourself to death alone.