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Shit! Should've came here on Monday.
(IN SOUTHERN ACCENT) And yes, we would like a room.
but keep your eyes shut, okay?
PHONE: How may I help you?
They're preparing to impose martial law and take away our rights!
You can't farm on it, you can't build anything on it...
Like art studio,
Is it a man and woman screwing?
-(PHONE BEEPS) -Dick, dick!
Oh, Marquess.
New Mexico...
-(PHONE BEEPS) -ALL: (REPEATEDLY) Dick!
-Twenty-three million dollars. -What?
-(MARQUESS GRUNTS) -Dad!
And you're tied up so you won't take off your blindfolds, okay?
If I had to do it all over again, I wouldn't change a thing.