Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[woman 7] You really helped me. Thanks for giving us a voice.

-Who's it from? -Whoa.

Well, this wasn't nearly as painful as I thought it'd be.

-But it's in my hair? -But I'm all painty!

[playing soft jazz on piano]

Call the fucking cops. Arrest my daughter on her goddamn birthday.

Fucker's leaving me, wouldn't you know?

-Two hours ago. -Shit.

This could be huge for me,

{\an8}Asshole threw a cigarette at my head. [chuckles]

[softly] Will you get the fuck out of my house?

[Kate] Hey there.

[Johnny chuckles softly]

-You need to settle down. -Get your fucking hands off me.

Come on! Try it, you'll like it!

-[chuckles] Cheers. -[chuckles] Cheers.

I'm-- I'm no good for you. [chuckles]

-[baby cries] -[gasps]

There you go. That feels like more of a natural consequence.

Isn't-- Isn't it amazing?

[Tully exhales]

[trumpet playing]

this next gift giveaway is something I really love.

He's a good guy.

Exactly. Think about it.

{\an8}Happy birthday.

♪ Crazy for feeling so blue ♪

You want to try?

You all get one now!

of a guy who I used to work for that I sort of had a crush on once.

You been here before?

You think maybe you've had enough?

[Cloud singing] ♪ Crazy ♪

In fact, I'm still bleeding… and it sucks.

Where's the baby? I can't find the baby.

-Even if it's a bit messy. -Even if it's a bit messy.

Well, then you didn't listen to the vows.

-Not exactly what I was talking about. -[chuckles]

I don't want to talk about it.

Today's {\an8}The Girlfriend Hour Gift Giveaway. Biggest show of the year, and it's live.

[laughs] True, but…

♪ If I'd known for just one second You'd be back to bother me ♪

[Leon] So cute.

[plays "Crazy"]

♪ Just turn around now 'Cause you're not welcome anymore ♪

-It's animal cruelty. -Why spill the blood of innocent reptiles?

Oh, that's crazy. It's like the opposite direction.