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An appointment has been made for you at the County General Hospital...
You know you got your mother's skin.
You hear that Elizabeth, it's the big one I'm coming to join you
You thought you'd get me out of here so you can have this house fumigated.
I leave all my worldly goods to you.
- Would you just stay out of this? - You stay out of mine.
unless you can't wait and you went and opened it already.
Say, Pop?
- Yeah, I burned your bed. - Why?
See here? "Lamont Sanford. "
"Last will and testament. "
You see? Now open yours.
Some welcome. I come home and find you readin' my will.
Aha. Here it is. "Dear sir, we are happy to inform you...
I got it, and it's all your fault!
Well, tell me. Don't be snatching all over my stuff.
I'm not taking about cigarettes. I'm talking about women.
Why don't we rest a minute?
That ain't where my chest is.
Come on.