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Don’t open the door Ryan
Why'd did you have go and tell her my real age for anyway?
That's not it. I know what it is.
Couldn't wait, could you? Just for that, you're getting nothing.
I'll tuck it in if you tuck yours in.
And you made me change my drawers, dummy.
if you'll just take this card and give it to the nurse through there.
No. I'm bushed. I didn't get no sleep, worrying about them dumb X-rays.
"Dear Pop, by the time you read this, I might be dead...
for a further X-ray. "
This house was always damp. Even my bed was damp.
What does it say?
This ain't mine. This is yours.
Now, we're both gonna go down there the first thing tomorrow morning...
I got it!
"This tag is not to be removed under penalty of law. "
You know how much smoking that is? Let me see if I can figure this thing.
The minute you left, I was startin' to miss you.
Say, Pop, I'm scared.
- I don't wanna go nowhere. - Stop it. You're talkin' foolish.
- I'm dying! - Pop!
They just want to break it to you easy. But I got it, that's for sure.
- Gee whiz. - I guess you're right.
If you don't believe what I'm saying, take the letter and read it yourself.
Forty-one miles. You know...
Okay. "Dear sir... " Here it is.
COVID-72
Oh, you ain't got nothin'. It didn't say you have it.
You burned my sheets and pillowcases?
No matter the promise… Don’t open the door Ryan
Besides, it don't say you got it. It says the test was unsatisfactory...
Give 'em up? I enjoy smoking.
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