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is simply demeaning.

Secret? What, are you kidding me? Hell, no.

l couldn't help overhearing you and Mr Levine

Hey, news flash, man. That jacket's an abomination.

Remember you were so scared you actually crapped yourself?

-How's my mom? -Your ma?

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if you all do hard work pauline cowie'

What you guys need is a bubble bath.

See, l knew you were gonna overcook this, man. l told you.

You may search my record. l hold multiple citations

Yeah, that's what l thought.

''l'm in a calendar!''

Here, just give me your hand.

HomosexuaIity is an abomination.

That's sweet of you. l'll smoke that in the morning.

The city would like to offer you a deal.

Maybe we should just be snuggling a little bit.

He got his butt stuck in a king-sized Jacuzzi one time.

l was with Larry.

No, it's part of it.

Do dolls come with that many hairs?

Don't be a tease!

And l always deliver.

-Oh, good. -Oh, great. Well, we love secrets.

because l'm going to jail with them.

Are you doing anything on Saturday night?

There's only one guy l know who can dance better than that.

Oh, yeah, we're... No, we're big-time fruits.

they showed us that no matter whom we choose to love,

Yeah, go ahead.

My audition, Dad. Me and Uncle Chuck have been practicing for weeks.

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we cleaned you up so nobody'd find out.

How is that, Captain?

Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

This actually ain't gonna be bad, man.

l guess Chuck's not enough of a man

...who's eIigibIe to come off the DL,

l'm Mr February, for God's sake.

which has always been very pro-gay, unlike that uptight country to the south,

Would you stop using my Easy-Bake Oven?

so he was convicted of obstructing justice and conspiracy to commit fraud.

Oh, great, l play tuba.

Who's gonna do it?

l was enunciating.

Great to have you back, Larry.

The one that hot-ass lawyer was talking about?

and Uncle Chuck is more like a mommy, 'cause to me he seems like a girl.

lt's like an audit. Who did they send?

Cool, man. l will devour that.

Just, just... She would want you to be happy.

Usually when l do this to Larry, he's like, boing! You know?

-Come here. -Yeah.

-One, two, three. Chuck! -One, two, three. Chuck!

Yeah. We're partners for life.

But you know what would really help me to relax?

-We should tell him the truth. -We'll tell him the truth.

Everyone thinks they're fake, but they are real.

So he's auditioning for a musical?

You know, for the first time this month,

All right. Anything else you feel you need to say, there?

I’m trying to get Mott interested in retaliation

Get him! Hold him down!

Come over here.

Okay. lt's gonna be a lot of fun.

It must be eating him up inside knowing he's got so many secrets.

You talking to me or your son?

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'cause the faggot who's been saving your sorry asses

-You want a Brooklyn beating, moron? -Magic shoes. Yeah?

so that you inherit my benefits if l die.

Please. Please. You'll be my bestest friend.

Till Dicks Do Us Part.

or rubbing up against the old boosh-cadoosh here.

-Yes. -How wonderful.

Just let it go. Just let it go. Just let it go.

For 1,000 bucks, l'll start at the ass and work my way to the head.

Good Morning terresa Have a great day

Yeah. l'm Catwoman.

Come on, honey! Please open the door!

who makes you not want to be a jerk any more.

See, you're wrong, Karl. This is Karl, by the way.

That's all right, buddy. Just relax. Stay calm.

He's gonna take a picture, we just gotta do this.

Oh, Tori, she's great, man.

Can you lend me your foot for a second? l'm kidding.

Thank God the 500 other ones couldn't read or write.

He thinks my feet stink.

which is despicable.

'Cause l wasn't there.

-Who? -The homeless guy from our wedding.

Gay is not the way! Gay is not the way!

There never are.

Take the ball. Take the ball.

Sure, sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, work both hands. l like that.

All right, that didn't go well.

Hey, how come your maid ain't helping us out?

What? What are you talking about?

Me with speach to text You said Berry Schmaienpine is that correct?

Whoa! We got some questions already.

the impression that l'm your friend, l apologise.

Going in straight...

That moment the pager goes off. Something's burning!

lnstead of being jealous of that, why don't you do the same?

We're here to apologise and back you up, like you always did for us.

Can l sleep in the bed tonight?

pansexual, transsexual, omnisexual,

Well, you've got about 30 seconds before l come to my senses.

Yeah, you guys really seem like you have a lot of sexual chemistry.

Shampoo for permed hair. That's pretty gay.

lt must eat him up inside knowing he's got so many secrets.

Please exchange the rings.

Pick that up, would you?

-Hi, Dad. -Eric.

Yeah. We're old-fashioned.

lt just makes me so sad

That moment when the pager goes off.

lt's true, Councilman Banks.

lt's nothing to worry about, sir.