Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know, l just grab it and...
Yeah. You know, it's true when women say that all of the good men are
You know, the strongest evidence
What good are you speaking of, Captain?
Gay guys think I’m a 10
l was top of our class.
Yeah. He went through our trash. He says it's not gay enough.
l'm not doing this, Alex.
Yes, he can! Hit it!
l used to be kind of a jerk.
Then you got me out of bed at 4:00 in the morning.
And Elizabeth Taylor is Bigfoot.
They ate my dog.
You're the only sisters you got. Use your tongues.
No, we're all set, like we don't need any more fathers.
All he does is watch his baseball games, and, like, l don't even exist any more!
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Oh, am l frizzy? l'm getting frizzy!
I’m just saying if you ever want to
And if sometimes l've given you
And Chuck and Larry,
Yeah, l'll be respectful. You won't even know l'm here.
Why don't you pay some chick to marry you if you need this set-up?
Whoa!
l have to know the truth.
What?
l can't wait to launder that load.
Fat-ass!
How do you know for sure it wasn't you?
lt's too rugged.
Cause it’s a circle
Think like a gay guy. We're gay, we're gay.
your new wife at that time could be named your primary beneficiary.
Huh?
Dress? Why does everybody assume l'm the woman?
You kidding me? There's no silicone here, l swear.
And that's very rare to find in a guy.
Baby! How about a free show? Why don't you shake them for me?
You... You're just an animal, man.
Making a commitment to love each other forever.
And Chuck and l, we snuck you back in here,
l says are we done yet?
No, that's your bed. l worked hard on that.
Wherever he may be.
Yeah, l do.
Mayday! Mayday! Ladder 223, firefighter down.
Thank you, my dear.
And a coworker of Bensley's got 18 months.
l'm serious. Come on.
-No! -Would you stop?
l don't like girls, either. Does that mean l'm gay, too?
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I handle with care
Chuck, keep buttering my biscuit.
But it's the law. And we all have to abide by it.
l mean, who knows, maybe even someone you just met,
l'm not around, Larry.
Ewwy!
We should question them ex parte.
Hang in there, little man!
and he or she'll just drop in from time to time
Where is he, anyway? ls he out straight-bashing again?
Yeah. That's me.
maybe now's the time.
Well, Bensley told him what was going on and he never reported it to the authorities,
You’re just jealous…because DWODS like me
Yeah. What else?
Okay, look, the accepted vernacular is ''gay,'' but, yeah.
Come on, give me the damn bar of soap!
Yeah, balls and wieners all the way. Right here.
Yeah.
Yeah. You're an idiot.
Yeah, meet to nice you.
That's kind of nice.
Oh, come on. Let's just...
-in that thing. -Yeah.
Nice seeing you.
Oh, hey, kids.
They just want everyone to be as miserable as they are.
is being challenged by the city.
You're partners now, fellas.
Yeah. Hey, you know what? Why don't you come back down here?
Something l can do for you?
And you look up, and right there in your window
Yeah, Pippin.
l'm a minister. l'm allowed to preach in any public forum.
'Cause I'm every woman It's aII in me
Captain Phineas J. Tucker, Councilman.
l'm dirty! Who's dirty? Are you...
Yeah! Come on, fellas, show them how real men kiss! Come on!
-Grab the wheel. Grab the wheel. -Hold him down!
Absolutely.
Oh, boy.
Mr Levine, please step outside.
Joey is so ewwy
Whoa!
No, you can't keep it in your pants for five minutes,
Everybody sing now
l can't believe you're gonna serve this to the kids. Shit.
You can't!
No, no, no! Hey! Let's do this.
Doll hairs, like dollars.
l'm going to take a leak.
What?
Man, l remember your first day on the job.
l just never felt this way about a woman before.
l still wanna be friends.
than see two straight guys kissing.
That's sick, Larry. Seriously.
Oh, l can't tell you that. All right, have a great day.
Oh, they're good. Yeah, l can handle it. Give me these.
Chuck.
He's gay, too?
Whoa, back up, buddy. You know why we're in this jam.
Let's ask.
l'm a 10!
then what will you do beryl rouletterette? then i'll ride on ry picked out by joy worthington in let it ride.
Yeah, we do them all the time. Yeah.
You Bearglove!
No. l don't share soap. Too many germies.
Deiu keep buttering My biscuit
or that thing where the chick ties the belt around your neck and tinkles on a balloon,
lt was someone else.
No, you can't
Mmm-hmm.
They're testing us again, you know, to make sure.
Hey, is that the same one you used to endorse the cheque that Chuck gave you
Well, there is a secret weapon
Hey, Chuck.
lt's standard procedure.
Gay guys like clean ears for the licking and whatnot. Smart.
Yeah. Let the WNBA play. Come on.
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
l love you, Mr February!
Huh? You want to mess with the queer?
Urgent! Urgent! Two members down!
Left or Right
-All right, oh, my God. -There's no reasoning with these people.
l say you're blocking emergency access, so let's call it a night, guys.
Shilpeeeeee
By all means, Mr Fitzer.
Yeah.
Fine. l'll have all three of you arrested.
You want to sell cars? Acuras?
Hi, everybody! l am a firefighter,
Yeah.
and anything else we can do, you don't hesitate to ask.
But we're not straight.
Do you do me?
And I always deliver.
from a hearing about fraud to some kind of weird gay witch hunt.
Spotless. Thank you. You can go now.
your husband would want to spend time with his family.
'Cause they do everything together.
How are you feeling, Mr Valentine?
You know what? l'm pretty loyal to Chuck.
Oh, yeah. Chuck, my man. All day, all day!
Okay, then.
l'm exfoliating. lt's good for my skin.
I’m dirty! Who’s dirty?
they let us know that when a friend is in need,
l had no idea Dracula could look so fierce.
And creamy.
Shut up.
l did the cooking until Chuck moved in.
-Come on, come on! -Put it up, Chuck!
PIease teII me your name.
Yeah, thanks for all your help, Teresa.
sexual relations with you as recently as mid-April,
You slept with my twin sister on Saturday. That's why l'm so upset!
Suck my what?
Bottlenose dolphins, orcas, grey whales, harbour seals and West lndian manatees.
You’re just jealous Cause I can do the splits
Oh, my God!