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Oh, my God. You're... You're not following me here.
Big day?
Bye.
Whatever you want, whenever you want it.
Fitzer, can we wrap this up?
-Oh, you wanna go? -Yeah.
Why? What happened now?
l'm not kidding you. l think she did it.
Hey, Darla, what's the matter with you? You sound so upset.
Yeah.
You do me?
WeIcome to the MunicipaI EmpIoyee and PIanning Department.
Fire under control. All units ten-eight, ten-eight.
l'm putting a pillowcase on my pillow.
-Some chick? Like who? -Give me the phone.
-All right, take a look. -Okay.
Alex. You don't gotta lie to me. We're two girls hanging out. Come on.
l can tell you my least favourite.
I'm a 10!!! On a scale to 100
No, l do not.
Hey, come on, no. The Councilman agreed.
And then you can go to some hair-pulling, right about like that.
Oh, we will.
That's nice.
lt was like that when l got here. She... She did it.
Fat-ass, we're not really married!
No, they got K-Y jelly, two for $1. Hell, yeah.
Look, you know what? We'll just do civil then, okay?
Valentine, go to work. Levine, go home.
Get Cinemax.
Right, l understand that. l'm just saying if you ever want to
Pretty rough, huh?
or do you really just don't consider anybody else's feelings?
l just got a little nauseous there, touching them. That's funny.
At least have garter belts underneath, please?
While l'm sleeping in the same bed?
Absolutely. That's a great idea. How do we do that?
lt's just like a wave is crashing over me.
So, what, just grab a side, Chuck, come on.
l'm coming in the bed, Larry.
No. Look, you're not sleeping here, okay?
he always talks about when you're not around.
that wants to come down here to our house and slide up and down our pole!
How you doing there, Phil Collins?
-Hold on to our coats. -Hold on. Start running!
-True that. -Come here, honey.
and Larry's is made of pudding and Quarter Pounders
so we're gonna prime him for his next audition.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Your love for each other brings tears to my eyes.
and dragged your limp body out?
The Reds never even came up in the conversation.
l just want to go to my room right now and listen to Boy George records.
-Yeah. -....behaviour.
How about your favourite brand of underwear?
That would be great. What do... What do you got?
Fight! Fight! Fight!
l don't feel comfortable with this, buddy, at all.
lt's a... lt's a training doll. You know, for CPR.
-lt's all right. -Please!
he's ashamed of being gay.
Oh, he's dead.
You play real physical defence, and none of us want you copping a feel
fuck hard me
-Your lover. -Yeah.
Yeah. Smell your thumb.
Oh, no, that's your man.
l'm just asking for one kiss, Councilman.
It's a circle.
lt's impressive. Lot of names.
someone left the seat up and now im stuck
Uncle Chuck helped me turn them into tap shoes.
Doll hairs
Suki! Stupid cow. Sorry.
Hey, guys, we got a perpetrator lodged in the air duct.
I was enunciating
Larry, look at us. We're not gay.
This is a public sidewalk. We have every right to be here!
l betrayed you. l betrayed Larry! Oh, my God, poor Larry!
l love youse guys.
-What time is it? -4:00.
News flash that shirt is an abomination
You help us and we help you cause it's a circle
Your father was a fireman. His father was a fireman.
-Feel them? -Feel them.
-You mean like faggots? -No.
Shut up!
You want to find that rat for me? 'Cause l'm hungry as hell.
Oh, you nailed it!
Balls and weenas
Queers.
Turn off my brain.
-Gay is the way! Gay is the way! -Gay is not the way!
Wait a minute. You knew about him and all these women?
Yo, dum-dums! You got a visitor.
Hey, Larry, good news. l found you something to eat.
That's right You suck!
And this is my jam, too. Come on.
Shut the door.
l float his boat and he sinks mine.
You know what? l cannot deal with sleeping next to your stupid, ugly face tonight.
Shut up.
lt's for me. She's fine. She's fine. We're dancing.
Whoa, look at this. You made me a little bowling ball ashtray.
Yeah, this does work.
Yeah, meet to nice you.
Does that mean you're half-lesbian?
Should you remarry,
l missed it. Took my sister to the electrolysis place
-Where you at, buddy? -Hey!
l'm running like the wind!
l'm gonna move quicker now.
About five straight seasons Iosing reguIar seasons,
You're a 10.
Slap some cuffs on me, 'cause l helped them plan the wedding.
All right, baby.
He wanted to work with you, but l was around, so...
However, l seriously doubt that you two are banging each other.
l saw her wear one at the Oscars and it's just been...
Liam, keep buttering my biscuit.
Que rico!
Due to a weird rule in a flawed system,
One for the road.
That's right.
Yeah, you saved my life.
over the last year and a half.
Language!
l'm sorry.
We're expecting a full recovery.
Okay.
...retaiI price without going over...
One more and you're out, sir.
Take it easy, buddy.
He's at school with the kids, doing the Career Day thing.
'Cause they're in some factory in Bangladesh
Bernie! Bernie!
Just some regular gay folks having a party.
You said, ''Whoo!'' Is that right?
Why? What happened?
Now, why don't you tell us about their sleeping arrangements?
But it's the law. And we all have to abide by it.
Hey, how you doing?
He's your brother? You're related to him?
ln case the gay inspector comes by.
That those Guidos wouldn't even let you play basketball with them.
l'm sorry?
l'm sorry, right now you gotta prove it to me.
l don't want to.
So if there's somebody special in your life,