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Like a crazy person, l was busy mourning the death of my wife.
Oh, yeah, that was worse. All right. Good, good, good. Okay.
Oh, poor Charlie.
You mean to look...
Larry VALENTINE
The wires are all in place, and they have tapped all of our phones.
Oh, that's just one zip away.
Coming out gay?
Ewwy Eeewwy
The worst day we ever had on the job?
Well, Bensley got five years and his gay friend got three.
for genuinely demonstrating a domestic partnership
That guy is an infection, but don't you worry about it,
Ewwy!
Lawrence Valentine, l presume?
And Larry stayed with me all that night.
You're just jealous 'cause gay guys like me.
Do you have 2 jobs?
Faggots.
or gay or straight, or hard or soft. lt's...
l would be just so all over you.
A chubby what-what?
Hey, what makes you think that you have the right to dictate
Chuck! Chuck! l need to talk to you!
Do you remember the first time you said it?
l just have one more question to ask,
I didn't stand for it! That's so unbelievable! No! Absolutely not.
Snazzy!
You hear that? l'm a 10!
your obsession with our hot-ass lawyer.
And that's all that counts to me is what Larry thinks.
They said that there was enough fat in your head to rebuild you a new body,
No, no, no. Renaldo, you're just not my type.
One of these days you gotta get a real wife,
No, no, no. lt was like that when l got here.
lt's fine. So am l gonna see you there?
because you would never do half the freaky stuff that we did!
All right.
Besides Larry's. But yours...
and the community has figured out a way for you all to help.
Slurp my what?
Great. How?
No, no. lt's just Paula always wanted to go to Niagara Falls,
Doctora linda ven desquitemonos con un clavado en mi cama
This one is a big circle of...
Mr Valentine? You said you're a fireman.
Yeah. Domestic partnership.
Can l see some identification, please?
l mean, that was pretty freaking gay of Chuck, huh?
He smell like dead water buffalo
Oh, yeah.
The gayest. And the mother ship.
Gentlemen, l have a very simple philosophy.
You're beautifuI
but in the name of science, if you need me to hold
See, that's the way it works with us firemen, sir.
No. l have sub-train.
Do you have the rings?
All right.
Your tush looks like it's made of muscle,
For what?
Yeah, l knew about it.
l haven't taken this thing off since we made them that day. You?
l'm a fireman. l could die tomorrow.
No, it's all good. lt's all gay all the way.
-Heads up! -Chuck.
ls he starting Little League yet?
Really. Seriously.
Nice pass. Here we go. Ball.
you're so goddamn controlling.
Come on, gay. Gay it up.
Sweetie, what's the matter? Come here. lt's okay.
Go!
l will. l just gotta go save the city first.
We love your pants, by the way. Very nice.
And most importantly,
There is... ...a difference boys
But l'll give you key.
Oh, God, it feels so good.
Come forward. That's right.
No, no, l meant food. Are you hungry?
Do you have two jobs?
And, Mr Levine, please address me as ''Doctor.''
l'm not gonna leave you. You hear me?
What are you, six years old?
Told you.
All right, Mr February,
Are you kidding me? Look at you.
No! No!
Don't let him sleep on top of me again, Larry.
l'd say my sweet, sensitive eyes, like that of a kitten.
What l'm gonna tell you is pretty rough.
Yeah, that's good.
Hey, you know what, Steve? You're really starting to piss me off.
You and me Me and you
Did you die?
sí, Que rico!
l don't even know if l know what l'm doing.
No. Why?
after you'd already been living together for so long.
Great morning.
April 26th. Taurus.
Yeah. You wanna throw him in the garbage?
Bronsexuals be like... °
Alex, know what it is? We've been through this before.
ls last train for 15 minutes.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
No, no, no, we're not good.
Can you walk at all?
to a domestic partnership filing in the insurance log,
Okay, we get it.
Oh, thanks.
Yes, we're... We're...
we can offer our clients triple tax-exempt returns.
Okay, guys, so what is new?
That's how l always get down, 'cause it's just faster. You know. Steps.
but l'm not in love with you, if that makes any sense.
l can't dance for shit. Can you?
So that's it?
-Larry! -Chuck!
did you let Larry Bite? Morning Jas
-l was feeling... -Oh, no, no, no.
And the Mets now have a six to two Iead.
For someone who would like something like this, this is...
lt would be like the prom king fooling around with a tuba player.
To see if they're breathing.
-Just light and sexual and fun. -Sorry.
You mean who's the chick and who's the guy and that kind of thing?
Good morning, Teresa.
lt stings a little when you poke fun of my weight.
This thing's gonna break, man. Get the hell out of here!