Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

be they heterosexual, homosexual, asexual, bisexual, trisexual, quadrisexual,
Mr Levine?
There we are, Bolognese.
Man on man. Loving every minute of it.
Me, too.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Enough with the splits! Watch baseball!
Hey, Tony, give me your soap.
Why not?
-Chuck! -Shoot it, man!
Like a circle pin pin’
All right, you can go. Oh, God.
Don't even give me that, Mr l'm Taking My Mom To A Movie.
Woah, woah, woah
l'm up here!
Mama!
lt's not like a triangle.
These two guys right here talking about doing something pretty serious.
No, he...
Oh, God.
May, me, my, mo, mo me, my, mo, may
My underwear's just riding up my core.
Oh, wow.
l'm sorry!
Yeah, it is hilarious.
l mean, yeah, but, no, not us, obviously.
because your asses'll be busier than a test bench in a plunger factory.
How about if l put Paula's pyjamas on?
-Dr. Honey. -Dr. Honey.
me and Larry make out like we were gonna.
and just get started. Mr Fitzer.
Oh, look at that. Fire.
I need some new shoes, new underwear.
by the Commonwealth of Canada and the Province of Ontario,
l know it's not, but it's fun to know.
-My baby Bernie! Please! -Calm down, calm down.
Just gets me every time. l don't know.
and that's when l boarded the dude train.
-Gay. What else? Gay. -Here we go. Look at this.
Free Chuck and Larry! Free Chuck and Larry!
yes beryl pinderette? what do you want? i want to do some donfastering in duncraig.
-No! -...and he comes running.
l know, let me chop him up. We'll take him down in pieces.
l'm trying to get Eric interested in baseball.
Triangle has, like, a corner in the ends.
You’re just jealous cause I can do the splits
l swear to God, l feel like l'm the only one who's trying to make this thing work!
Which one's your husband? You point him out.
it has absolutely nothing to do with who we are as people.
Let's party. Wow.
But to me, it's, like, ew.
Yeah, yeah, that's what l'm talking about! Gay love!
-l gotta ask you something. l mean... -What's up?
All right, maybe if we strap a rocket ship on this guy, we'll get him out of here.
Unless that's too freaky for Darla over here.
Where are we gonna do this, sweetheart?
lf she survived the birthing process, nothing's gonna take her down.
What's going on is you saved my life, man.
unannounced over the next three or four months.
Yeah. Not Ultimate Fighting kind of smacking.
What do we got here? Wedding Balls.
Yeah, it's gonna be a blast.
He smell like a dead water buffalo.
Yeah, yeah, that's why l was doing it.
Hey, l'm a 10. l'm a 10.
Four floors fully involved.
Am l in a Mötley Crüe video? 'Cause you're hot.
Hey! Don't go, bitch!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
According to our records, we did contact you when your wife passed away.
We gotta make this place more gay.
You don't want to marry the town whore. Believe me, you're better than that.
Bad choice of words, there, Larry. Bad choice of words.
No, in here you're the big mouth who got us locked up.
Hey, man. Looks like a powdered doughnut.
Bottlenose dolphins.
Delivered with care
I’m sorry, I don’t speak Gayanese
Yeah, l've never had that, really had that, with anybody before. l just...
Hey.
and gay to think of that kind of...
-Put it in there. -Okay.
And I’d be happy to come in through the back door.
Come on, kids, fix me breakfast!
He's like a... He's like an infection, too.
That's right, fellas, l'm gay.
YUCKY.
l did not!
l've got the Pension Department pissing up my chimney,
Don't you dare touch her PJs.
Well, he's an apple.
where you won't have to pretend to be gay,
And l caught the bouquet! ln my mouth. l liked it.
We are here to save you from eternaI damnation!
We met back in the fire academy in 1987.
Yeah, no one's gonna find out about us, l thought.
Just for the record, l thought this was a man when l was with her.
Great Rear Endings.
Dunn back, and it's out of here!
and preventing what looked like to be an inevitable killing spree.
Girl's day!
making small talk, you know?
You’re an abomination!
We're busted, dude, we're busted.
Oh, thank you.
You're not my type. Sorry.
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-Because it's a circle. -CHUCK: Yeah, we heard about the circle.
-So Chuck! -l know.
-Bernie! -We'll get your baby.
I HANDLE WITH CARE
All right, we're gonna have sex now.
Tori. Hey, guys, come on in.
Oh, maybe Tori would like to try it.
Okay.
Brownies are ready.
Look, all l'm trying to do is change my beneficiary from my wife to my kids.
l mean, these people needed to be made an example of.
She's playing soccer, scoring goals.
Hey, may l help you?
Paper faggots?
See
Maybe they'll make skipping an Olympic event. There's still hope.
Who's pitching and who's catching?
How did you... How did you find out that that we were...
You want me to grab those? See if they're real again?
-What? -Separate shifts?
Lawrence.
l just have to say that as a fellow gay fireman...
So my assistant says that your domestic partnership
And l'd be happy to come in through the back door.
For your information, the accepted vernacular is ''gay.''
Well, then, by the power vested in me
Now, in a lie, it's like a circle.
LARRY: l'm quitting the department.
Okay. Bye.
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
-What? -l'm kidding you.
Now l'm gonna go Charlie Chaplin on your ass!
Hey, it's okay, sweetheart.
And you, if my pencil sharpener had a skirt, l'd have to hide it.
He's mine, though, so...
take this guy over here to be your lawfully wedded partner?
Until l received this.
One, you plead guilty to falsifying a government form.