Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So you haven't always been gay.
Amy This Morning
Mr Valentine, please tell us why you married Mr. Levine.
ls your partner home? A Mr Charles Levine?
Enough! l'd rather change my grandfather's diaper
Wow. Renaldo!
No!
Oh, get me a hero! l'm starving!
I found that interesting.
Anything you can do, I can do better I can do anything better than you
No, l'm trying to do detective work here, so we can both be happy.
l don't know. He practices singing a lot.
Hey, the butterfly's coming out of his cocoon again.
...l collapsed.
No, l don't.
l don't want to hear about it.
I'm not an animal. I'm a whore.
I can't hear you sing
l just felt a breeze, Mr Valentine,
Maybe it's, you know, no big deal.
Alex? That's you, right?
l mean, to get him into bed, of course, l just lay a pizza out...
Oh, really? 'Cause every time you covered me in the past,
Face it, we are not supposed to be together.
Chuck, you said you were gonna sign Mr February for me!
-What are you doing? -You know you like that.
fired Bensley and prosecuted them both for fraud.
What's wrong with that?
You are a disgrace!
No, no, no, l didn't do that.
No, we're telling everybody. lt's a party.
And now, thanks to you two bozos,
-See you. -Yeah.
Let's Gay that shit up Then
l will report you. You will go to jail,
l'm over here!
And if l'm gonna defend you,
That's my brother!
Because l still love my wife.
Hey, that's a great idea, man.
Just grab the back of our coats.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
-Me! -Me!
Handle with care.
l saved your life, and you said you owed me. You remember that?
thus releasing his rage
We're not gay.
You okay? Breathe!
My balls that’s too low
They saved me, those two. Yeah, they're my heroes.
Bottlenose dolphins.
No, no. That's... That's fine, really. l'm...
He ain't the greatest chef in the world. l'm Wolfgang Puck to his Wolfgang Suck.
They removed your entire body.
This is great. Just slide her on.
No, look, l figured out how to solve this pension problem,
Why are we even seeing this lawyer guy?
Good morning, everyone. l'm Daniel Banks, City Council President,
It's a circle
How are you feeling?
No.
l can't see you. Except as a client.
Honey?
one that your kids don't gotta lie about every two seconds.
Oh, my God, it's Mr February!
You help us and we help you
-Well? -Order!
Kiss the husband.
-Perfect. -Hey!
Do me a favour. Say, ''Oh, Chuck, keep buttering my biscuit.''
-l didn't know that. -Yeah, sometimes it...
from day one, and l didn't say a thing about it.
Homos, one. Crazy people, zero. Official score.
Guys, would you settle?
What's the matter? You getting cold nuts?
Okay, Ron, thank you very much. l appreciate it.
Who, by the way, is absolutely gorgeous.
You got a better chance get colonel sanders interested in a hamburger
He's the best man l know.
and that breeze is blowing straight towards justice.
talking about your arrangement the other day.
yes, yes, girl!
He hits me, though.
Everything’s together
-No, you can't -Yes, I can
Hey, where you going? Come here. Lay down next to me.
Yeah. No problem.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
And you go home to nail some chick you met at my gravesite.
who's filling in for sammie schwila? merlyn rocco.
Look, lady, l don't have a while, all right?
He messes around with women because
You're gonna burn for that.
the franchise's worse such stretch since the '50s.
who'd make me as happy,
Yeah, the city's really been cracking down ever since the Bensley case.
That's gonna take a while.
Come on! Put it down Mott!
One of the best Brooklyn's ever seen. That's it. You can't do nothing else.
Chuck! Chuck, are you all right?
find somebody new, l'm telling you.
All right, well, then, l guess l'll see you at Little League, then, all right?
Hey, who untied you?
Got it.
Are you trying to make a funny?
Sixteen local women claim to have had
Oh...
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Sorry, did you say something?
Births, deaths and marriages.
That's sexist.
l will give you key in case you want to sneak.
that if these two men are as in love as they say they are,
Don't do the voice. l will kill you, l swear.
GIRLS DAY!!
''Girlz Rule'' with a ''Z.''
and legitimise your relationship.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
l found somebody l really want to be with.
if these gentlemen would indulge me for a moment.
Anything you want now, baby I'II do it naturaIIy
You gotta be kidding me. They send these things blown up now?
We should whup your ass!
Off the record.
That’s right, Kilmer! You Suck!
-We're even. That's great. -Look.
My kid is pretty awesome.
Chuck!
We gotta look good at this.
What we're gonna do is we're gonna set things up
You were great to her. lt's been three years already, man.
Well, you know, Larry's heavyset.
All right, yours is done.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Faggots Israel and Gil