Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sorry commish, your cool Mott sucks. That’s it
l'll split a Vicodin with you. We'll have some fun.
Yes, I can, yes, I can
And then the slap out of nowhere is good.
Tony! Nice signature.
Your brother forgave me. Now, why can't you?
Why am l the woman? l don't get it.
to make sure it's not a mistake.
Will you be needing a room?
Hey, did you guys catch that Mets game last night?
Gay. Very gay. Über gay.
Love the moon balloons. Shake them! Shake them!
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You know what l'm gonna do? l'm gonna go with a tux like Liza Minnelli.
We do. Are those wrinkle-free?
l'm sure you would.
Are you gonna be bringing your significant other person thing?
you go beyond extraordinary lengths to help out.
Real smooth, again.
Oh. Yeah, you know what? l'm sorry if that came off a little weird.
Again?
Oh, yeah, let him know you're there, know what l mean?
Thanks to you, l gotta lie to everybody!
He won't have to worry about being gay Because his ass will be busier than a test bench in a plunger factory
You don't act like my freaking husband, you act like my boss.
l gotta.
from Mayor Dinkins, Mayor Koch and, of course, the great Mayor Giuliani.
You know, l love that you're a chubby chaser, by the way.
Everything with Paula's name on it gets tossed in a desk
Eric, are those the cleats l just bought you?
Sixteen depositions from women who claim to have slept with you
Don't let him shoot it!
Oh, God.
He burned off his eyebrows first day. Gone.
Fear the queer!
When... When she died, l knew l'd never find another woman
l'm not an animal. l am a whore.
Oh, okay. Thanks, Ron.
But interestingly enough, Excellency,
You dare us to?
Levine, Valentine, can we finish this secondary search
-Okay. Beautiful. -Okay.
Shall we cue the violins?
My leg.
Would that get me in the sack with you?
-Bye-bye. -Take care.
Targeted?
Hey, homo, you see the moon balloons on that chick?
You know what? Just go for it.
Oh, yeah! Very Jewish!
No, no, no. This is an experiment. Seriously.
haaaaaaaa
are my kids.
Mott with a clap back at check?
to come out of his super-sized closet,
Seriously, l got some applesauce going on down there.
There's my lawyer.
So you've moved your relationship to the next level. How's it been going?
Yeah, it's just when l was his age, all l did was sports, you know?
Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That’s right bobcat! You suck!
Fitzer would actually think that, l don't know, you like me.
not to mention every flaming fruit bat south of Poughkeepsie
You know what? l did find somebody new.
They're just tapping on the glass.
You are a lousy best friend and a shitty husband!
Oh, yeah.
l drove them to the airport.
All right, l'll give you 1,000 bucks you eat this thing's head.
This is what these guys do on a Saturday night?
Hey, look who's here.
And you're Count Suckula with a straw in your beer.
Now, don't fight, you two. You're sisters.
Hear the bell, gentlemen? Let's go! Time to make a living!
Larry, he's a great guy, but l gotta be honest with you, our marriage is...
including four Canadian strippers the morning of your ''marriage.''
You help us and we help you cause it's a circle
! !
l'd do anything for him.
-Captain! -You don't have to do this. Please.
We really pulled this one out of our asses.
She was just cleaning it. She was... Great job, Teresa.
That will be quite enough of that. That will be enough of that.
Fine, go.
-Awesome. Awesome! -Please.
l hope you like yours.
l've been hit!
You were married to a woman, right?
Faggot.
Fitzer came by today, and Tori told him about
lt's important.
Get married? You mean like faggots?
You're a monster!
Thou shalt not lie with men!
Well, gentlemen, that was quite a hearing.
Yeah. Yeah. See? Yeah. Roll over.
Hurry!
Oh I'm Sorry I don't speak gayanese
Faggots Faggots
Okay, Steve, what's going on? l signed up to coach three months ago.
-Really? -Q-tips, get Q-tips.
Oh, yeah. There's my lawyer.
-Really? -Oh, yeah.
So, how are the kids doing?
Alex, we're gay, okay?
lt's so liberating.
l'm Catholic. l don't want to piss Mel Gibson off.
For the record, the word ''faggot,'' that's a bad word.
Doug Henning. What the hell you think you're doing?
It’s a circle
Would you please?
Hey.
l love you!
Hey, hey, did you start this fire by lighting one of your farts?
You don't... You don't have any other questions for us or...
Okay.
Hey, fellas!
ls a foot rub.
Fabulicious! l'll get my music!
We're all with you, Larry!
Ever since you forced me to marry you,
Oh, l'm not gay, if that's what you mean.
Wow, that's a gay bracelet.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
l Do, l Do Love Clay Aiken.
Why? What happened?
Hey, get your foot off that side of the bed.
-lt's awesome. -My man Eric?
Larry, Chuck's better half.
to work next to big strong heroes like you guys.
fuuuuuuuuuck hahahahaha
l've got nothing to hide. Feel them.
Oh, what do you know? l got it right here.
You know? lt's not like a rectangle.
which perfume are you gonna buy? disney tsum tsum.
l'll do that again.
it could be the best body l've ever seen in my life.
Okay, you know what? That's not a pillowcase.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I can do anything better than you
Looks like he took my advice and moved on.
That's normal.
Anybody seen me with a crutch and a cracker?
Religious.
Double-time!
You're a fIamer, is what you are.
You what?
It’s a circle
Well, l won't take up any more of your time.