Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You wanna take this one or should I?
You... are not... a Magnum!
but for flighty attention seekers,
You admitted it!
Just once. Last year of high school.
We're gonna rent a car and we're gonna go home. Come on.
I think I love you.
- This is bad. - I hope they don't get a divorce.
A promise that we made to each other,
I know! Finally! So proud of you.
Aw, come on! Push it to the side!
- Lame. - Tell me about it.
Your loss.
Uhh!
So listen, I haven't exactly been the most honest with you.
What else you wanna do?
No, let's do it on the bed. It's so much more comfortable.
It's white and cream liquid.
But I'm just saying. Dad's place could have a pool.
'Cause that's what goons do!
Well, that's sounds workable.
Don't let him look at that.
- What was her name? - Beth.
One, don't ever lie to me. Always be honest and...
Whether you were gonna have a boy or a girl?
- You were pregnant. - Yep.
Oh, if that's a line, you don't need it.
Nope.
Thank you.
Hey, hey, hey. Where'd you get that?
About whether or not I was gonna keep you.
I got a big set of balls, and I love you.