Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If you hadn't used our names,

- Then go get a sandwich. - Ooh. I love finger food.

Man, whoever wedgied mom got her good.

Human beings can't handle the whole truth.

Just for the record, my actual name is Jareb?

- Do you tell your wife everything? - I do.

- I got a really great place. - I really wanna go back to your place.

Babe, please, I'm sorry! No!

Sounds like you just made a new friend.

Mmm, that's a salty finger.

and then you make up stories that are better

That's not actually how you remember it, is it?

- Please just take it. - What do I look like, a cokehead?

Oh, I'm not pretending.

And that is why we don't tell the whole truth.

All right. Okay. I'll be home soon.

Did you ever go to Europe?

I know something that'll loosen you up.

It kind of made him who he is today.

My dad's pathological, and I hate my dad.

I know. And twins? That's super scary.

and the truth is that when your aunt is wasted,

I hate this story.

She's not gonna miss 'em.

You seem like just the boring, stable person

So when did you get married?