Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Then I now pronounce you man and wife.

Yes, it's called storytelling because truth-telling sucks.

- Beth? - Becky? Becky.

before you guys arrived,

and I will make the decision.

I'm so sorry. Where were we?

Yeah, listen, you know,

You know that's genetic, right?

You know, that's really disrespectful

Hi. Uh, nice to meet you. Um, you're a piece of shit.

I know it's not a choice for actual lesbians,

Well, what color is it?

and I'd love to take you out.

they have to choose between being a mom and going to Europe,

Can we talk a little more about your selective memory?

- It hurts. - Unclench!

Why would you even buy magnums?!

- Let's go to my place. - I love your place!

All right. Okay. I'm not a Magnum.

Well, at least he can't completely ruin your life.

and I gave up a hockey career for you guys.

Oh, my god! Why would you interrupt me when

- Did you see that? - No, I missed it. Nope.

Wait. So you guys aren't actually married?

I wouldn't have recognized the story.

- has ever happened in my life?! - Seriously, Nate! Go play bowling!