Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's a great idea. I just gotta hit the can.
#1869 #44058 #88809 #76881
Sir, this means war.
How does Kevin Costner keep getting work?
Hey, muscly-arm. Why the long face?
how does veronica keep gaining weight?
You can call me Officer TJ Hooker.
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How does Jason Kidd Keep getting work?
- Me? I had nothing to do with it. - I meant Chris.
You're startin' to piss me off, you little piggly son of a bitch. Call me.
By the way Giants
Get your ass back here So we can make it all happen
Ulysses S Grant, you invite me to lunch then show up an hour late, drunk?
Anyone seen my foot?
Actually, I made it with Shake 'n Bake.
Vagina Penis
- He's been here about three months now. - Wow.
- What's that smell? - It's either bad meat or good cheese.
How does this guy keep finding work?!
Hand me the paper, so I don't need to use my grabber.
- And I helped. - Kids, where's your father?
How does Bill Obrien keep getting work?
Warm yesterday
- Where's Chris? That criminal's here. - He's down by the old town bridge.
- This place is horrible. - OK, everybody calm down.
Oh, it's everywhere! Aaaaargh!
How does Ross Douthat Keep getting work
Slacking off, but really getting to know myself.
Oh, it's everywhere! Aaaaargh!
That's OK, Dad. I was thinking about getting a paper route so I could buy her gift myself.
Jenkins and I have been assigned to live here and watch your house.
Don't say "Doing your wife"
By the third season I was completely wasted all the time.
- I'm Sam. - I'm Chris.
"Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
Oh, no! Someone peed in my pants!